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I rode the bus to the library today, as I often do. I took a seat next to a young gentleman who appeared to be quite stoned.

"You Irish, man?" he asked.

"Obviously," I replied. I laughed.

"You got muscle spasms?" he asked.

"Huh? Oh...yeah...I'm kinda twitchy. A friend used to think I had tourettes syndrome. I get spasms all the time," I said, faintly...
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I was exhausted earlier today after a trip through town for more records, and took a hot n sweaty nap. Which means, of course, that I'm wide awake right now at 2 AM. I gave up on sleepless fog and decided that if I was going to be awake regardless, I wanted my head to be clear, so I fixed myself an irish coffee and...
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Although there is slim chance that any of my new friends from suicidegirls.com will be in the vicinity of Louisville, KY, on the weekend of September 4-5th, I do want them to know, that if they are about, then there are, in fact, invited to my weekend birthday festivities. Such festivities, celebrating my 33rd, have been announced as follows;

1. Saturday the 4th (evening)- Figure...
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I had to go get my ears cleaned today. Sexy, I know.

It was prep-work for a hearing test later on, in the continuing saga of Joeys' 10,000 pages of medical files. I was there for an hour and a half for what I assumed would be a simple procedure. I had to see two nurses, an assistant, and a Dr. just to get some...
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I got a visit from the hummus fairy!

My new friend Malissa just dropped off some hummus she had made. I was posting on facebook about how I have limited access to the kitchen in the house I live in (theres a lot of adults & children here, so it can be a little hectic...plus porscha is very 'southern' in her mentality on the kitchen...for...
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Me and this scanner, we almost came to blows.

'I' wanted to have easy access to scanning prowess so I can get on with a very poorly drawn and well-written webcomic I've been planning for some time, and Mr. Epson Stylus CX3800 had plans of snoozing away in dormant retirement, oblivious to my repeated attempts to hook it up with a capable driver to get...
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"Joseph"


This past weekend I was at a very nice church off Shelbyville Rd. here in Louisville, seeing my friends John and Julie get married off. As I write this, they're probably happily enjoying roaming Disneyworld in between newfound wedded bliss.

I spent most of last Friday helping the soon-to-be-happy-couple arranging tables, setting up decorations, and making mad dashes to various stores for small items...
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There once was a man from Madrass
Who's balls were made out of brass
When he'd bang 'em together
They'd play stormy weather
And lightning would shoot out of his ass.

- Author Unknown

Ugh,

I am still recovering from the wedding that I participated in this past weekend. I was allowed a total of five hours of sleep over two days, given a fresh bottle of Woodford Preserve as a present, and stuffed beyond capacity with two huge and fabulous meals, one of which was Claudia Sanders (the 'original' Kentucky Fried Chicken restaurant, where you can eat the...
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There once was a whore from Peru
who filled up her pussy with glue.
She said with a grin,
"If they'll pay to get in,
then they'll pay to get out of it too."


-Christopher Hitchens