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Wednesday Feb 27, 2008

Feb 27, 2008
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vampirism can be a bitch sometimes. while watching Vincent Price on the screen i thought "oh shit! i need smokes." so i head down to my local cigarette hut. at the counter what do i see? what looks to be a 280-300 pound black man leaning over the struggling counter.
so i stand behind him and wait my turn. he is yelling slurred indecipherable "ghetto" talk, to the clerk behind the counters bewilderment. finally he finishes, asks for some kind of blunt, pays and turns towards me..... the first words out of this behemoths mouth are "damn boy! you just come from chill?"....

i look down to inspect my attire totally forgetting the fact that chill is an dance/bar establishment primarily targeted towards homosexuals, and i think to myself "i guess i am bundled up quiet a bit." so i tell him "no".

thinking this ordeal is over i step past him and approach the counter expecting to see a sizable dent, one that could rival that of the crater from the meteor that killed off the dinosaurs left behind after it hit the earth. there must have been an experienced carpenter that worked on this place.

as i'm about to ask for my pack of marlboro reds. i am interrupted by "sheeeeit son you come from angles?" in amazement i turn to him and ask "what?". he then repeats "did you just come from angles or something?". now those not familiar with the elmira area should know that angles is another homoerotic dance/bar establishment. i start to open my mouth to answer him and ask if he just came from an Association of Independent Competitive Eaters meeting. but was interrupted by him when he started yelling to his friend in the back of the store to buy food because he was hungry. he didn't specify any direct meal of choice but i'm sure he could have put that whole place down if given enough time. then storms out the door after his friend asks him "nigga what you sayin'?".

now i am left to contemplate why the FUCK i am gay just by his observation. wearing black jeans, black EMERICAs, a brown coat, blue sweater, black and white stripped scarf, and a black beanie with a Ramones patch sewed on.

at least i know that with the little amount of pussy i do get, it has to be more then this fat fuck has ever gotten.

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