yetti

vampirism can be a bitch sometimes. while watching Vincent Price on the screen i thought "oh shit! i need smokes." so i head down to my local cigarette hut. at the counter what do i see? what looks to be a 280-300 pound black man leaning over the struggling counter.
so i stand behind him and wait my turn. he is yelling slurred indecipherable "ghetto"...
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chorus from the distillers song "die on a rope" (3rd song off of coral fang)
Tell me something, tell me something, will I die, will I die on a rope?
Tell me something, tell me something, will I die, will I die? No, I won't!
Tell me something, tell me something, will I die, will I die on a rope?
Tell me something, tell me...
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well in a few months i will be living in the luxurious burbank california. i will not be in the suicide girls club anymore on dec 20th though. need every penny. once i get back on my feet i will be back on though. that will be alot of fine nakedness to miss. but i hope i manage. big gulps huh? well see ya later.

happy halloween

HOLY SHIT!!! it has been waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay to long since iv been updating this. if i don't use it im pretty much just pissin the money away. okay soo iv been told my eyes are awsome. my prosthetic eyes that is. finally im good at something in this industry!!! also was going to do GODZILLA for my animatronic but decided against it. now im just going...
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my base of operations is moving. for EVERYONE that talks to me(ha ha) my internet will be down for a while.

new pirates was just as good as the first. go see it now!!!!

im gonna say i like the new layout.

goin home soon. shit am i gonna be bored.

holy shit new NOFX album rocks!! go buy it.

im excited my dvd collection has reached over 320!!!! i need to start stealing these from stores instead of paying.