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Tuesday Nov 13, 2012

Nov 13, 2012
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I got pretty drunk the other night... and I attempted to put together a blender (that my lovely shootfest ladies bought for me) and make a healthy smoothie. Welp! Attempt is the key word here... I didn't put the bottom on (the part with the blades) and when I put the coconut milk in, it just trickled out of the bottom. So I was like... oh shit, how could I forget that part of the blender?! Lego then took this video--



THEN! I put the bottom on and blended everything up, but when I went to take the blender bowl off to pour my smoothie into a cup - the bottom came off and everything poured out. More videos to come with the aftermath. @legoshelly instagramed a photo of it.

So! I never got to drink my smoothie and I had quite the green mess to clean.

On another note, I have had my newly adopted 2 year old 3 legged Yorkie for a week now, and she is pretty great. People ask how she lost her leg, I just say I couldn't afford the whole dog.



A lot of SGs will send each other boobie texts. So here is one I sent to some gals...



And then out of inspiration for my new pup, I thought I would send her boobie text out too...



Stay tuned for many sets starting to go live from the shootfest!! I am so so excited to see them finally!!!!! In no particular order... (well, I guess they are alphabetical) -

Casshas

Chrysis

Civil

Elea

elodyKat

Gunner

Kurosune

Medusa

Mnislahi

Multi (Lord of the Flies themed)

Pannn

Renesme and Toxic

Ryker

Waikiki


I was a hot dog for halloween...


Listening to this song right now...


Here is an amazing Japanese prank video...


Rocket chair!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tongue
VIEW 25 of 34 COMMENTS
cassiel:
you're a funny girl tongue
Nov 23, 2012
zebrah:
so much amazing fun and goofy times
Nov 24, 2012

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