yesenia

Here is a ridiculous conversation I had with 4 middle aged customers at my craft beer bar...

Me: Can I get you guys another round?
Customer: What is your favorite beer on draft right now?
Me: The Ichtegems Grand Cru, it's a sour.
Customer: What's it called?
Me: Ichtegems Grand Cru - it's a weird name but it's sour, sweet, salty, color of red wine.
Customer: What's it called?
Me: Icht-e-gems.
Customer: I'm sorry, I am having a hard time hearing you - what is it called?
Me: Icht--e---gems, Ichtegems.
Customer: (puzzled look)
Me: Do you want a sample of it?
Customer: Ya sure, what's it called?
Me: Ichtegems Grand Cru, I'll be right back. --- Ok, here you go.
Customer: Oh, that is good, what's it called again?
Me: Ichtegems, that is who makes it. Grand Cru is the style.
Customer's friend: Oh what did you get a taste of?
Customer: Ma'm what's it called again?
Me: Ichtegems Grand Cru, it's a sour.
Customer's friend: What is it called?
Me: Ichtegems, Icht-----ehhhh-----gemsss
Customer: I'll take one.

They were NOT joking.