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Thursday Apr 12, 2012

Apr 12, 2012
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Big news. I. Got. A. Smart phone! I have been happily living in ancient times with what I call 'the red brick' which was only good for calling and texting. Well, I finally gave in - it hit me when I was in Ohio for a big SG party. Everyone was taking photos with their phones and tagging each other on Instagram. Then my roommate introduced me to Draw Something. So! I haggled T-mobile and got the phone I wanted for free.

In other news, I am going to Hell City in Columbus. I am super excited. I get to shoot with Alissa again, and I will be staying with Sunshine, Exning, Wit, and some others - not sure who yet.

Also! My amazing craft beer bar is moving down the street to a bigger location! Very happy about that. I really love my job. I can't imagine not working with good beer. I love talking about it, serving it, and especially finding a new beer for someone to fall in love with.

I hate ending sentences with prepositions.

Here are some of my bartending pet peeves:
1.) Don't give me shit about IDing you. Just show me the fucking ID. Simple. I swear to god if you are younger than me and giving me shit for IDing you, I will break a bottle on your head and then shove it up your ass.
2.) Don't wave me down on a busy night and then sit there looking at the menu saying 'ummmmm, hmmmmm.....' Dude, seriously? You waved me down and you don't know what you want? I'll happily help you pick, but don't sit there and just go 'uhhhhhhh.....'. Morons.
3.) Don't stand in the 'service bar only' area. There are 2 signs, and ppl still stand there, making it impossible for servers to get their beer orders. READ. It's one of the first things we learn as children. C'mon now.

I saw Reverend Peyton's Big Damn Band for the second time monday night. It was AMAZING. I HIGHLY HIGHLY recommend checking them out. I played the same stage as them 3 or 4 years ago at Florida Music Festival and was soooo stoked to know they were going to play here again. I am going to interview them and see if SG wants it for the site. We shall see. Just trying to think up some questions to ask them.

Random fact: Sometimes I replace J's with Y's. I call Jimmy John's, Yimmy Yohns. I call Jessica, Yessica. Sometimes I replace Y's with J's. So instead of 'yes', I say 'jes'. Useless information, jes.

Love a good bloody mary.


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VIEW 22 of 22 COMMENTS
mendacia:
BLOODY MARY BLOODY MARY !!!
Thank you so much for the support to my new set ''la gatta'' , I'd really appreciate it! <3
Apr 25, 2012
olvido:
thanx for the comment gorgeous!!kisskiss
Apr 30, 2012

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