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Here's somewhat of a pet peeve of mine that I've written about before (not here), but everyone seems to think I'm a complete idiot for actually admitting this..

Okay, is it just me, or is it every time that you try and open a new loaf of bread, you start untying the twisty tie.. and you get to what you think is the end, and then realize you've been doing it COMPLETELY FUCKING BACKWARDS the whole time?!

And then you have to go in reverse the whole way back, and THEN some.. just to find that you were RIGHT in the first fucking place.
What is my problem!?



I swear, sometimes I am convinced that I'm partially dyslexic, as well. Not just for the lack of ability of opening the bread, but for typing AND speaking. The past couple of weeks, I've been mixing up my words, kinda like when people say "werty derds" instead of "dirty words", ya know?
Typing is the worst. Sometimes [and I kid you guys not], I will type a word completely backwards. No shit! Sometimes it'll be a word like "sometimes" and I'll type it like "timesome" or "esomesemit" or something weird.

This is a long entry.
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