yenta

You are an Cancerian Earth Snake. huh. I wonder what that means...
- Although sometimes temperamental, you're usually level-headed and able to recognize your own weaknesses before they can inflict any further damage to you.
- You strive for the best with every aspect in life, yet your ambition can sometimes rub people the wrong way. Also, you kinda like to name drop or present your accolades. Not for bragging purposes, but to let people know you strive for ultimate achievement.
- You're artistic, lively, empathetic and fun loving too! Not to mention you can be a bit naughty, in public and privately.

It SO is in your description. Why would I make shit up?
I didn't write it verbatim. Otherwise it would read like this...

And don't put it past the Cancer/Snake to be "that woman who stripped to her undies last week at the posh club over in Soho." Cancerian Snakes have a naughty streak. They like to considered a mite outrageous or exotic.

I... am a Cancerian Water Dog.