Note to ALL: Beware the open bar!
Or at least when you're at the democratic convention with lots of hammered old people you wish to one day hire you. You will get too drunk from your pre-game half a bottle of Malibu followed by your free rum and coke and four margaritas. Do not be deceived, I am a light weight for sure. But I like to consider myself a marathon light weight. Get drunk and stay drunk ALL night.
Wake and bake is the only thing that kept my head from exploding after being drunk for 18 hours this past weekend.
Classes started yesterday but I didn't have any I got some time to leisurely buy my books, interview for a job, set up my volunteer hours at the women's center, attend a sustainability meeting, and plan the hostile take over the the Davis College Democrats club. The guys who run it right now are severely awkward, uncharismatic, and actually scare people away. Then they take credit for everything they had nothing to do with, like increasing membership 500% (actually me and my roommates forcing our friends to stick it out and making friends with other noobs is the reason people stuck around) and getting Bill Clinton to speak (they chose us, those guys just sent out a mass email. Way to go!). Now they're trying to appoint all the positions for the executive board next year rather than having a club vote which just shows they are scared of us. And totally sexist. The only female on the board is my friend Chelsea and she's the Gender and Sexuality Advocate (ie she does nothing). So yeah. Political coup time mutha!
I gotta bike to my first class! Wish me luck!
Or at least when you're at the democratic convention with lots of hammered old people you wish to one day hire you. You will get too drunk from your pre-game half a bottle of Malibu followed by your free rum and coke and four margaritas. Do not be deceived, I am a light weight for sure. But I like to consider myself a marathon light weight. Get drunk and stay drunk ALL night.
Wake and bake is the only thing that kept my head from exploding after being drunk for 18 hours this past weekend.
Classes started yesterday but I didn't have any I got some time to leisurely buy my books, interview for a job, set up my volunteer hours at the women's center, attend a sustainability meeting, and plan the hostile take over the the Davis College Democrats club. The guys who run it right now are severely awkward, uncharismatic, and actually scare people away. Then they take credit for everything they had nothing to do with, like increasing membership 500% (actually me and my roommates forcing our friends to stick it out and making friends with other noobs is the reason people stuck around) and getting Bill Clinton to speak (they chose us, those guys just sent out a mass email. Way to go!). Now they're trying to appoint all the positions for the executive board next year rather than having a club vote which just shows they are scared of us. And totally sexist. The only female on the board is my friend Chelsea and she's the Gender and Sexuality Advocate (ie she does nothing). So yeah. Political coup time mutha!
I gotta bike to my first class! Wish me luck!
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the mango kind is awesome with pineapple juice!
and i can't eat while reclined... i have enough trouble with dropping food into my shirt and onto my lap, i don't want to add choking to that mix