I got into an accident today. Funny, i thought that if i was going to get into an accident in the near future, that it was going to be because i have bad brakes. Nope. Got sideswiped. And i have no insurance, so thank GOD i live in McLean county and not in Cook like i used to, because it would be a $500 fine, instead of this piddly $150 one i'm gonna get slapped with. That and, since i we don't really give a crap about this car, i can take the insurance money i maybe might get from her and put it in our pocket. Which would rule... i'm doing the math now, and i'd MAKE money after getting ticketed for having no insurance on my car. IF all goes according to plan. Which it won't (shh.... no it won't).

So yeah... life... yup.

Okay, people... in defense of myself, Lux Interior is a character-and-a-half, and funny, i guess... but he gets on my nerves. Cramps in small doses is cool. Makes me happy, gets me going, but then i want to kill puppies

Well, i got lossa (2) friends (well, one i don't know too well) in from out of town right now (actually, the one i know is Jonny's best friend, so maybe HE has friends in from outta town). (Whatever). Yeah, so that means that Jonny's gonna be all beefy and manny and cocky and "i'm gonna all have a penis" like... But i guess most guys are like that. It's okay. Really. I love Dan. Dan is my son. Even if he smells.

Anyway...
...yeah.
How 'bout those cubs?

My first crush ever as a young girl was on Cubs player, Ryne Sandburg.

Who was your first celebrity crush? C'mon... you know yod had em.

The first physical PACKAGE I ever checked out (celebrity or otherwise) belonged to the Goblin King, in Labyrinth, Mr. David Bowie. Damn, those pants were tight.

I think you all should join hands and go to rathergood.com and let the flying viking kittens take you to the gay bar. Trust me, it's a good idea.

Required Listening: Independent Woman (yes, destiny's child cover, i believe?) by a band called Elbow. Or you can just find the kittens singing that song as well on rathergood.

S'gud.

Okay.