Okay... no work today... no work yesterday... no work tomorrow or the day after. I'm feeling good.
No cigarette today... no cigarette yesterday... no cigarette tomorrow... no cigarette ever. I'm feeling good.
For Jonny's birthday i wrote him a song. It's about a rocketship named Jonny J. I like it. It's pretty cute.
Lessee if i can remember how it goes...
[chorus]
If i could build a rocketship,
I'd name it Jonny J.
I'd take off through the atmosphere,
and be gone every day.
I'd never be at home or work,
of course, why would i stay
on earth when i could be
in outer space with Jonny J.
I'd build him outta cola cans
and rusty old car parts.
rubber bands and frying pans
and wobbly shopping carts.
Sure, he wouldn't be a ship
to capture NASA's hearts,
but unlike NASA's rockets
he won't blow up when he starts
He would have the kinda fins
that you see in cartoons,
Cept he would have like 9 or 12
In pinks, greens and maroons.
His body would be painted white
with spots, chartreuse and blues.
I could sit in his cock pit
and watch the martian news.
[Break]
He would be my rocket ship
and i, his rocket girl.
An astronaut with ponytails
in her stellar tilt-o-whirl.
With Jonny J. i'd fly away
no telling what we'd find.
Surely zero gravity
will blow my earthling mind
Jonny J., My Jonny J.
would never be the kind
to blast off into outer space
and leave me behind.
[repeat chorus]
Jonny liked it a lot, and kim cried again. I was happy. Had to play it again for the mormons when they stopped by on Jonny's birthday, and then one of them breakdanced (i'm not fucking kidding) for Jonny because he's always wanted to learn. Same mormons as before, so it's not like these strange mormons came by, made me sing and break danced in our living room. ALTHOUGH, that would be quite a pitch.
Yesterday Jonny n I went to the pool and got well done. It hurrrrrts. It's the kinda burn, even to touch it ever-so-light tickles in that really creepy burnt-flesh way.
Yeah, so i'm quitting smoking while i have a couple days off from work. Todays the second day, and so far, so good, but it IS only 9:59am. There are two cigarettes around the house that i know of. There's a marb light on the microwave that stan and kim found when they were cleaning, and there's a basic light 100, which was the last one in my pack the day before yesterday. on my night stand. I keep offering it to Jonny, but he won't smoke it. But it's still there. Bah, yesterday was a breeze. Today will go fine. I've been smoking since i was 12. Quitting shouldn't be this easy. Maybe it's just my time.
Smoker's rolecall!!!
Name your brand
when you quit
do you want to quit?
When you started
why you never smoked
DooooEeeeet!
Marlboro UL/ Marlboro UL menthol.
Quit two days ago.
Started at 12.
No cigarette today... no cigarette yesterday... no cigarette tomorrow... no cigarette ever. I'm feeling good.
For Jonny's birthday i wrote him a song. It's about a rocketship named Jonny J. I like it. It's pretty cute.
Lessee if i can remember how it goes...
[chorus]
If i could build a rocketship,
I'd name it Jonny J.
I'd take off through the atmosphere,
and be gone every day.
I'd never be at home or work,
of course, why would i stay
on earth when i could be
in outer space with Jonny J.
I'd build him outta cola cans
and rusty old car parts.
rubber bands and frying pans
and wobbly shopping carts.
Sure, he wouldn't be a ship
to capture NASA's hearts,
but unlike NASA's rockets
he won't blow up when he starts
He would have the kinda fins
that you see in cartoons,
Cept he would have like 9 or 12
In pinks, greens and maroons.
His body would be painted white
with spots, chartreuse and blues.
I could sit in his cock pit
and watch the martian news.
[Break]
He would be my rocket ship
and i, his rocket girl.
An astronaut with ponytails
in her stellar tilt-o-whirl.
With Jonny J. i'd fly away
no telling what we'd find.
Surely zero gravity
will blow my earthling mind
Jonny J., My Jonny J.
would never be the kind
to blast off into outer space
and leave me behind.
[repeat chorus]
Jonny liked it a lot, and kim cried again. I was happy. Had to play it again for the mormons when they stopped by on Jonny's birthday, and then one of them breakdanced (i'm not fucking kidding) for Jonny because he's always wanted to learn. Same mormons as before, so it's not like these strange mormons came by, made me sing and break danced in our living room. ALTHOUGH, that would be quite a pitch.
Yesterday Jonny n I went to the pool and got well done. It hurrrrrts. It's the kinda burn, even to touch it ever-so-light tickles in that really creepy burnt-flesh way.
Yeah, so i'm quitting smoking while i have a couple days off from work. Todays the second day, and so far, so good, but it IS only 9:59am. There are two cigarettes around the house that i know of. There's a marb light on the microwave that stan and kim found when they were cleaning, and there's a basic light 100, which was the last one in my pack the day before yesterday. on my night stand. I keep offering it to Jonny, but he won't smoke it. But it's still there. Bah, yesterday was a breeze. Today will go fine. I've been smoking since i was 12. Quitting shouldn't be this easy. Maybe it's just my time.
Smoker's rolecall!!!
Name your brand
when you quit
do you want to quit?
When you started
why you never smoked
DooooEeeeet!
Marlboro UL/ Marlboro UL menthol.
Quit two days ago.
Started at 12.
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Gubernator = Latin for "helmsman" or something like that, basically the guy who guides a ship.
Nowadays, gubernatorial refers to governor-type stuff. Arnie is running for gov, don'tcha know?