yellokitty

Today i slept a lot. Woke up a few times, but couldn't drag myself out of bed. Bed was just too comfy today. I used to date a guy who called what i had today WTBS: warm, toasty bed syndrome.
Jonny wrote "ANY" on the spacebar of the puter... so now we have an "any" key to press, should the need ever arise.
My roommates emptied a banana, filled it with something, sewed it up, tied it to a string and hung it from the ceiling right outside Jonny and my bedroom door at eye level. They'd taped a note to it saying "Inspirational Banana". It's now thumbtacked to my bedroom door. We haven't been brave enough to open it yet. Maybe i open it now. Just a sec.
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Oh, papertowels... what a let down... and a waste of papertowels. We're out of them now. We could have used those extra 2 sheets. I would have filled it with... mushrooms... or kitty litter. But still, very clever, the stitched-up banana thing.
Heh... bananas.
I got itchy dread head today. They're clean, i swear...
Note to self: diet orange sody, not good. Stick to caffeinated diet citrus drinks. ie: Diet mountain dew code red, or when poor, diet "citrus drop". Sugar is bad for you, no matter how much you desire Jonny's pineapple sody that tastes like baby asprin.
Orange shakes from MickyDeez tastes like baby asprin too. Damn them.