i join the queue on your answerphone
and all i am is holding breath
just pick up i know you're there
can't you hear i'm not myself
oh go ahead and lie to me
you could say anything
small talk will be just fine
your voice is everything
we owe it to love
and it all depends on you
listen up, this sun hasn't set...
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and all i am is holding breath
just pick up i know you're there
can't you hear i'm not myself
oh go ahead and lie to me
you could say anything
small talk will be just fine
your voice is everything
we owe it to love
and it all depends on you
listen up, this sun hasn't set...
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fun facts with tess:
Penis Facts Even Men Don't Know
Average length of a flaccid
penis: 3.7 in., 1.25 in. diameter
Average length of an erect
penis: 5.1 in., 1.5 in. diameter
Average volume of ejaculate:
.5 to 1 teaspoon
Chief ingredient: fructose?
Calorie content: 5 calories
per teaspoon
Protein content: 6 mg per teaspoon! (why the hell am i eating beans and tuna?)
Average...
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Penis Facts Even Men Don't Know
Average length of a flaccid
penis: 3.7 in., 1.25 in. diameter
Average length of an erect
penis: 5.1 in., 1.5 in. diameter
Average volume of ejaculate:
.5 to 1 teaspoon
Chief ingredient: fructose?
Calorie content: 5 calories
per teaspoon
Protein content: 6 mg per teaspoon! (why the hell am i eating beans and tuna?)
Average...
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trilobyte:
Interesting stats, lol...
The soiree went off, but with nearly every hitch imaginable. While people had a great time, I was so busy tending to things that I really didn't get that much of an opportunity to enjoy it myself.
odi omnes
The soiree went off, but with nearly every hitch imaginable. While people had a great time, I was so busy tending to things that I really didn't get that much of an opportunity to enjoy it myself.
odi omnes
peggy:
Why do you loathe evanescence?
here's one for ya:.
"some people say that you have to forgive and forget. i don't know. i say forget about forgiving and just accept."
"some people say that you have to forgive and forget. i don't know. i say forget about forgiving and just accept."
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worldview:
I am now a little cooler than I was yesterday thanks to your boy.
mngddss:
Good one!
9 and 1
last time we were nine and one was 1978, a superbowl year, my friends. a WINNING superbowl year. i'll say nothing further to curse the subject, but will tell you i'll be wearing my steeler underwear and socks faithfully every sunday. i got them for the last superbowl in '95. i have ceremoniously worn them every game this season. the decal on...
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last time we were nine and one was 1978, a superbowl year, my friends. a WINNING superbowl year. i'll say nothing further to curse the subject, but will tell you i'll be wearing my steeler underwear and socks faithfully every sunday. i got them for the last superbowl in '95. i have ceremoniously worn them every game this season. the decal on...
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trilobyte:
Steel underwear? Ah - Steelers... 
If the underwear gets too worn, I suggest you just go without. That may even prove luckier still, though probably not the same kind of luck.
Ironic, isn't it? I'm from Michigan and I've lived in Pittsburgh. I used to know Robinson well, but that place isn't familiar. Have a great holiday!
odi omnes
If the underwear gets too worn, I suggest you just go without. That may even prove luckier still, though probably not the same kind of luck.
Ironic, isn't it? I'm from Michigan and I've lived in Pittsburgh. I used to know Robinson well, but that place isn't familiar. Have a great holiday!
odi omnes
thuglife412:
it was great meeting you, hope we could kick it some more at other events and such 
we otta do the wing night thing again, just this time i think it would be best if we didnt go on the all you could eat night so there wont be 8 billion other people there and we wont have to wait an eternity for a table
we otta do the wing night thing again, just this time i think it would be best if we didnt go on the all you could eat night so there wont be 8 billion other people there and we wont have to wait an eternity for a table
my prayer to the sweet baby jesus:
SBJ, please grant rejected Hopefuls a certain level of maturity and understanding so that their rejection doesn't dampen their opinion of this site and/or its members.
amen.
now...what to do with my hair? what to do?
"i've got a witch mad at me, and you might get into trouble."
-me
SBJ, please grant rejected Hopefuls a certain level of maturity and understanding so that their rejection doesn't dampen their opinion of this site and/or its members.
amen.
now...what to do with my hair? what to do?
"i've got a witch mad at me, and you might get into trouble."
-me
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patch:
yes darlin, that was me that called.
i gotta get someone to trace my existing ink that i am gonna have covered, and the other one that i want him to add to, and then send the shit out to him.
he was very cool on the phone, laid back, but professional, you know.
he seemed excited to do my work, which was very nice, so i cant wait to get it done.
a nice, long wait, however! but it will be worth it.
*shaved heads and mohawks are always HOT!*
i gotta get someone to trace my existing ink that i am gonna have covered, and the other one that i want him to add to, and then send the shit out to him.
he was very cool on the phone, laid back, but professional, you know.
he seemed excited to do my work, which was very nice, so i cant wait to get it done.
a nice, long wait, however! but it will be worth it.
*shaved heads and mohawks are always HOT!*
cornink:
hey, thanks for the congrats and the kind words regarding my work.
if you ever want some work done please let me know.
if you ever want some work done please let me know.
"god says he can get me out of this mess, but he's pretty sure you're fucked."
-me
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anderswolleck:
isnt it great when bad things happen to bad people
destro:
i won't miss wing nite, for sure, i promise.
remember:
you are not a beautiful and unique snowflake
-me
you are not a beautiful and unique snowflake
-me
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worldview:
I am a bountiful and antique cornflake.
puppeteer:
I am Jack's smirking revenge.
everything seems pretty yucky right now.
saw skinny puppy sunday. note that i do not like puppy. fuckin rocked. met kevin. just walked back after the show, sat down and introduced myself. he said, "i'm ohgr, good to meet you." i said, "yeah, but what's your REAL name?" nice guy, like his solo work much better.
sat for a couple hours saturday. back is shaping...
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saw skinny puppy sunday. note that i do not like puppy. fuckin rocked. met kevin. just walked back after the show, sat down and introduced myself. he said, "i'm ohgr, good to meet you." i said, "yeah, but what's your REAL name?" nice guy, like his solo work much better.
sat for a couple hours saturday. back is shaping...
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puppeteer:
Well, Pauley Perrette and Sara Rue were both in The Ring.... the other ones on the list on the bottom were part of my "allowed to sleep with if given the opportunity celebrity list"
Both me and the g/f have one, hers consisting of Jack Black, Steve from Barenaked Ladies, Johnny Depp, etc...
There was an old episode of Friends where Ross and Rachel had a similar list... it was kinda silly and we both made one a while back.
Both me and the g/f have one, hers consisting of Jack Black, Steve from Barenaked Ladies, Johnny Depp, etc...
There was an old episode of Friends where Ross and Rachel had a similar list... it was kinda silly and we both made one a while back.
vitaminion:
thank you, you're kind. yeah that other person was a little harsh. i'm not some person who looks like they fell out of a magazine in terms of my likes and dislikes, sheesh!
thanks again for your comment!
thanks again for your comment!
* holy shit, did i just add a bunch of pictures *
kerry's conceded (not to read conceited). it's over. amen. to me, this means two things:
we have 3 years to find ourselves a nice, new GOP candidate
hillary will try her hand at the democratic ticket in aught 8
nevertheless,
i have an idea. for a reality show. (if you know me personally,...
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kerry's conceded (not to read conceited). it's over. amen. to me, this means two things:
we have 3 years to find ourselves a nice, new GOP candidate
hillary will try her hand at the democratic ticket in aught 8
nevertheless,
i have an idea. for a reality show. (if you know me personally,...
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atak:
dont know if i will have money for your wing nite, you see the monroeville gun expo is the weekend and previous and i've been saving money to take over the world one firearm at a time. and thanx to our president ELECT!!!! i have no assault rifle ban to stop me.
cue maniacal laughter
cue maniacal laughter
twwly:
Re: your question: Frikadillers are Danish meatballs.
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trilobyte:
Hmmm... I voted at 7am this morning. Well, got on queue anyways. Line was long, took me over an hour. Small price to pay, though, glad I did it.
While the bloody mary offer sounds fab, I'm not a fan of the drink. All that tomato juice and stuff... how about we just do vodka shots instead?
odi omnes
While the bloody mary offer sounds fab, I'm not a fan of the drink. All that tomato juice and stuff... how about we just do vodka shots instead?
odi omnes
destro:
i just got the blue bitch back monday, hopefully it will be gone by friday , and i'll have a new toy.
wow, i almost took out my frustration on your page and that would have been unfortunate because you are neat-o.
so i'll appologize for nothing