i wonder if you understand
it's just the touch of your hand
behind a closed door
-me
it's just the touch of your hand
behind a closed door
-me
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(i will apologize in advance to anyone who finds this rude)
i just read the following:
"what about dumb girls that go to the gym and talk on there cell phones while there are working out!!! who the fuck does that!! then when they look over at you they see that,wow that girl is sweating and maybe i look pritty stupied hear not doing shit...
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i just read the following:
"what about dumb girls that go to the gym and talk on there cell phones while there are working out!!! who the fuck does that!! then when they look over at you they see that,wow that girl is sweating and maybe i look pritty stupied hear not doing shit...
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rumrunner:
Yes I agree 100%
quiescence:
I know all about the pizzaman. I'm sure that you've scarred the poor guy for life, you western devil you. 
So you still have my cuff. Are you trying to make me come over there and take it back by force? Not that I would entirely object to that, mind you...
Tease.
So you still have my cuff. Are you trying to make me come over there and take it back by force? Not that I would entirely object to that, mind you...
Tease.
it's not complete, yet...but lookie here:
Don McDonald
i believe there's a fan or two out there.
-me
Don McDonald
i believe there's a fan or two out there.
-me
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obsidian_:
today i transcribed a show and this woman had your features...she looked like you twin....it made me sniffel a lone tear in the absense of your presence sniff sniff 
suck a duck
(christ, the dumbest things make me laugh)
-me
(christ, the dumbest things make me laugh)
-me
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tinfoilhalo:
I feel your pain . I STILL laugh every time SG Nic calls somebody an "Asshat" in her journal . Something about picturing a cute little British girl saying Asshat makes me go into fits of uncontrollable laughter . 
On a more personal note of stupidity...somebody at work did something that annoyed me the other day and I called him a "Wank-Stick"???? I don't even know what the hell that means , but it caused me( And the guy I called it to ) much laughter after we thought about it . It was like I had Spontaneous Hilarity Inducing Tourrette's . Which incidentally has a fitting acronym for the Tourrette's reference .
On a more personal note of stupidity...somebody at work did something that annoyed me the other day and I called him a "Wank-Stick"???? I don't even know what the hell that means , but it caused me( And the guy I called it to ) much laughter after we thought about it . It was like I had Spontaneous Hilarity Inducing Tourrette's . Which incidentally has a fitting acronym for the Tourrette's reference .
evilinside:
hey baby, miss you, sorry i ain't been around, but thr band is shaping up so awsome i can barley even talk about it without boasting, uh, i got rid of internet and TV to devote my full attention to it, but i didn't forget bout ya
muahhhhh
sdmf
bc
email, i prolly won't be on sg for a while
muahhhhh
sdmf
bc
email, i prolly won't be on sg for a while
Bloodandtits simply rocks...and you should go and tell her that.
accepting donations to the 'i wanna go to prom' fund. your help is greatly appreciated
-me
accepting donations to the 'i wanna go to prom' fund. your help is greatly appreciated
-me
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rumrunner:
is that what makes a man to be able to do the right thing no matter what the cost??? mmmm sure that and a pair of testicals. (big lebowskie)
(big lebowskie)
rumrunner:
okay u got me tell me tell me????
you miss me, don't you?
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obsidian_:
i could wear my purple glitter shoes that make me 6 inches taller....ROCK!
COME AND VISIT ME......you will love it here..
COME AND VISIT ME......you will love it here..
obsidian_:
look i am clean now ....no procrastination
i love the smell of burnt flesh in the morning
i love the doc...i love m...i love NY
but i heart you
-me
i love the doc...i love m...i love NY
but i heart you
-me
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mutt123:
so I'm guessing you're not really in the czech republic?
always a dissapointment for someone in berlin.
always a dissapointment for someone in berlin.
obsidian_:
remember how you missed my last night in Pittsburgh
$1700
i'm sorry, did you say $1700?
yes
you're kidding...right?
uh, no.
um, what happened to the $600 you quoted me 3 weeks ago when you first got my car?
well, there was frame damage.
and you didn't think to call me? seeing as how this isn't going through my insurance and the car has a residual value of what? $1500?
well, it's done now....
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i'm sorry, did you say $1700?
yes
you're kidding...right?
uh, no.
um, what happened to the $600 you quoted me 3 weeks ago when you first got my car?
well, there was frame damage.
and you didn't think to call me? seeing as how this isn't going through my insurance and the car has a residual value of what? $1500?
well, it's done now....
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donniehipdeep:
yeah the tattoo artist
eva2:
Mechanics=terrible.
Welcome for the St. Ives tip! Ain't it great?
Happy V-Day
Welcome for the St. Ives tip! Ain't it great?
Happy V-Day
it doesn't take much to make me happy. people think i'm complicated, but they don't really know me. all it takes is a good time, and a cherry coke slushie. (even when i spill it on the counter, in the right company, i still see it as half full.)
it was a good week, all around.
thanks.
-me
it was a good week, all around.
thanks.
-me
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kurtz:
cheers to good weeks..... especially when we know we deserve them.....
alancox:
Driving through the S. Side Saturday night before a show...desperately searching for a parking space (as anyone on the S.Side eventually will)...finally found one after twenty minutes...at 84 S. 14th Street.
I clumsily kissed someone in front of that gate once, when it was much warmer...
I clumsily kissed someone in front of that gate once, when it was much warmer...
i went a little testimonial happy
meow...
-me
meow...
-me
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tinfoilhalo:
Bubba Ho Tep on Sunday sounds like a workable plan . I have NO idea where the theater is however . Funny how I've lived all over the Pittsburgh area for around six years yet I don't know where anything is . 
P.S. I have countered your "Sliding on ice into concrete divider" with my " Sliding on ice down hill 360-ing while bouncing off of two parked cars " kung fu style . No injury to me , but my car got a bit bashed up .
P.S. I have countered your "Sliding on ice into concrete divider" with my " Sliding on ice down hill 360-ing while bouncing off of two parked cars " kung fu style . No injury to me , but my car got a bit bashed up .
drpirate:
Ahoi
Ahoi
How am I supposed to flirt with you if you don't ever check your journal or, lord forbid, update it?
*bite* anyway, because I'm hopeful.