damn mngddss, damn her to hell...doesn't she know what i sucker i am for these things? i know TinfoilHalo does 
What is the geekiest part of your music collection? andres segovia. the smothers brothers. the limeliters.
What do you eat when you raid the fridge late at night? cheese
What is your secret guaranteed weeping movie? platoon, in fact, i've never finished watching it.
If you could have plastic surgery anywhere, where would it be? i have a pig nose.
Do you have a completely irrational fear? apocalypse, rapture, asteroids, tsunamis...end of the world kind-of stuff
What is the little physical habit that gives away your insecure moments? i bite my lower lip
Do you have too many love interests? no
Do you know anyone famous? know, not just 'met'? i guess know a local celebrity pretty well
Describe your bed. queen pillow top, 600 thread count sheets and 4 great pillows
Are you spontaneous or planned? depends
Who would play you in a movie? nathan lane
Do you know how to play poker? yes
What do you carry with you at all times? the rock i got one year for x-mas
What do you miss most about being a kid? those 'special days' when i could eat dinner in front of the tv
Are you happy with your given name? love it
How much money would it take to get you to give up the Internet for one year? not much
What color are your bedroom walls? poo-white
What was the last song you were listening to? ani difranco, untouchable face
Have you ever been in a play? severali also did a solo dramatic reading of poes the tell tale heart.
Have you ever been in love? yes
Do you talk a lot? all the time
Do you like yourself and believe in yourself? now i do
Do you consider yourself to be a nice person? yes
Do you spend more time with your girlfriend/boyfriend or your friends? my dog
What is your ideal marriage location? in vegas, by elvis
Which musical instrument do you wish you could play? guitar
Favorite fabric? 600 thread count sheets
Something you love and hate? working
Do you tell your friends about your sex life? no
What's the one language you want to learn? i speak slovak well, but i want to be fluent in it.
What do you order at a bar? if you dont know this, you should take me out for a drink
Have you ever pierced your own body parts? no, but i let a guy that went by BJ pierce my bellybutton with a safety pin over a decade ago.
Do you drive a stick? no
Favorite trait of the opposite sex? shoulder line
What's one trait you hate in a person? know-it-all
What kind of watch do you wear? as if time is relevant to me
Most frivolous purchase? my triple strand of honora pearls
Do you consider yourself materialistic? no, but i appreciate the nicer things in life
What do you cook the best? cook, not bake? probably salmon with honey lime glaze or crab stuffed vegetables.
Do you prefer to stand out or blend in? stand out
Would you ever go out dressed like the opposite sex? sure
What's one car you will never buy? the new chevy aveo or whateverits the new yugo
What kind of books do you like to read? anything. really, i read anything
If you won the lottery, what would you do? take care of myself, family, friends and strangers. in that order.
Burial or cremation? ashes to ashes
How many online journals do you read regularly? depends on what needs to be done at work
What's one thing you're a loser at? a shorter list would be what Im NOT a loser at doing.
If you don't like a person, how do you show it? my facial expressions tell you whatever you need to know. if not, my mouth will.
Do you cry in front of your friends? i have
What kind of first impression do you think you give to people? snob
What is one thing you like to do alone? sing
Are you a giver or a taker? giver
When's the last time you cried? monday
Favorite communication method? i like sending my friends notecards in the mail. thats right, the good old USPS.
How many drinks before you're tipsy? have i eaten?
Do you think you're cute? i'm not cute by any means.
Do you have problems changing clothes in front of friends? no
What is the geekiest part of your music collection? andres segovia. the smothers brothers. the limeliters.
What do you eat when you raid the fridge late at night? cheese
What is your secret guaranteed weeping movie? platoon, in fact, i've never finished watching it.
If you could have plastic surgery anywhere, where would it be? i have a pig nose.
Do you have a completely irrational fear? apocalypse, rapture, asteroids, tsunamis...end of the world kind-of stuff
What is the little physical habit that gives away your insecure moments? i bite my lower lip
Do you have too many love interests? no
Do you know anyone famous? know, not just 'met'? i guess know a local celebrity pretty well
Describe your bed. queen pillow top, 600 thread count sheets and 4 great pillows
Are you spontaneous or planned? depends
Who would play you in a movie? nathan lane
Do you know how to play poker? yes
What do you carry with you at all times? the rock i got one year for x-mas
What do you miss most about being a kid? those 'special days' when i could eat dinner in front of the tv
Are you happy with your given name? love it
How much money would it take to get you to give up the Internet for one year? not much
What color are your bedroom walls? poo-white
What was the last song you were listening to? ani difranco, untouchable face
Have you ever been in a play? severali also did a solo dramatic reading of poes the tell tale heart.
Have you ever been in love? yes
Do you talk a lot? all the time
Do you like yourself and believe in yourself? now i do
Do you consider yourself to be a nice person? yes
Do you spend more time with your girlfriend/boyfriend or your friends? my dog
What is your ideal marriage location? in vegas, by elvis
Which musical instrument do you wish you could play? guitar
Favorite fabric? 600 thread count sheets
Something you love and hate? working
Do you tell your friends about your sex life? no
What's the one language you want to learn? i speak slovak well, but i want to be fluent in it.
What do you order at a bar? if you dont know this, you should take me out for a drink
Have you ever pierced your own body parts? no, but i let a guy that went by BJ pierce my bellybutton with a safety pin over a decade ago.
Do you drive a stick? no
Favorite trait of the opposite sex? shoulder line
What's one trait you hate in a person? know-it-all
What kind of watch do you wear? as if time is relevant to me
Most frivolous purchase? my triple strand of honora pearls
Do you consider yourself materialistic? no, but i appreciate the nicer things in life
What do you cook the best? cook, not bake? probably salmon with honey lime glaze or crab stuffed vegetables.
Do you prefer to stand out or blend in? stand out
Would you ever go out dressed like the opposite sex? sure
What's one car you will never buy? the new chevy aveo or whateverits the new yugo
What kind of books do you like to read? anything. really, i read anything
If you won the lottery, what would you do? take care of myself, family, friends and strangers. in that order.
Burial or cremation? ashes to ashes
How many online journals do you read regularly? depends on what needs to be done at work
What's one thing you're a loser at? a shorter list would be what Im NOT a loser at doing.
If you don't like a person, how do you show it? my facial expressions tell you whatever you need to know. if not, my mouth will.
Do you cry in front of your friends? i have
What kind of first impression do you think you give to people? snob
What is one thing you like to do alone? sing
Are you a giver or a taker? giver
When's the last time you cried? monday
Favorite communication method? i like sending my friends notecards in the mail. thats right, the good old USPS.
How many drinks before you're tipsy? have i eaten?
Do you think you're cute? i'm not cute by any means.
Do you have problems changing clothes in front of friends? no
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What is the geekiest part of your music collection? Lots of old Genesis and 2 Wang Chung CDs.
What do you eat when you raid the fridge late at night? Milk and Cookies
What is your secret guaranteed weeping movie? Big Fish
If you could have plastic surgery anywhere, where would it be? My Love Handles. God I hate them...
Do you have a completely irrational fear? Death by strange and unforseen circumstances.
What is the little physical habit that gives away your insecure moments? Figiting
Do you have too many love interests? Yes
Do you know anyone famous? I'm good friends with James VanDerBieke
Describe your bed. Currently a bare mattress. I sleep on the couch.
Are you spontaneous or planned? I plan my spontaneity
Who would play you in a movie? Winnie the Pooh
Do you know how to play poker? Yes
What do you carry with you at all times? My hatred for fundamentalists
What do you miss most about being a kid? Lack of responsibility
Are you happy with your given name? Absolutely
How much money would it take to get you to give up the Internet for one year? The riches of Croesus
What color are your bedroom walls? Arkham Asylum White
What was the last song you were listening to? New York City Serenade by Bruce Springsteen
Have you ever been in a play? Many. I used to be a theater-geek.
Have you ever been in love? Yes
Do you talk a lot? I get paid to talk
Do you like yourself and believe in yourself? I'm not 100% comfortable w/ myself. I try to do the right thing....but I also let myself down more than I should.
Do you consider yourself to be a nice person? Yes
Do you spend more time with your girlfriend/boyfriend or your friends? Friends - but that's not my choice....
What is your ideal marriage location? Funny you should ask that...
Which musical instrument do you wish you could play? Drums
Favorite fabric? Velour
Something you love and hate? Little Debbie snack cakes. So good, yet soooo bad.
Do you tell your friends about your sex life? Only when they ask.
What's the one language you want to learn? French
What do you order at a bar? Gin and tonic, Belvedere neat, 18 yr-old scotch also neat.
Have you ever pierced your own body parts? No.
Do you drive a stick? No, but I know how to very well.
Favorite trait of the opposite sex? Compassion, empathy, and understanding. ...oh, and titties. Nice firm big 'uns.
What's one trait you hate in a person? Close-mindedness.
What kind of watch do you wear? I Don't.
Most frivolous purchase? 1968 Cadillac Convertible
Do you consider yourself materialistic? No. I NEEDED a 1968 Cadillac Convertible.
What do you cook the best? Tomato gravy. That's right, it's tomato GRAVY not tomato sauce.
Do you prefer to stand out or blend in? Blend in...but my idea of "blending in" seems to make me stand out.
Would you ever go out dressed like the opposite sex? That's assuming I HAVEN'T done that already.
What's one car you will never buy? The Hitler-mobile. So crass...
What kind of books do you like to read? Mostly Historical/autobiographical. I'm not much into fiction. Life is way stranger and makes for better stories, in my opinion.
If you won the lottery, what would you do? Pay off debts, Help out Family, Help out friends, Start a foundation to help needy kids, then go totally ape-shit wild with the rest.
Burial or cremation? Frozen in carbonite
How many online journals do you read regularly? Enough to not get my work done on time.
What's one thing you're a loser at? Umm.....HELLO....
If you don't like a person, how do you show it? I become a condescending cunt
Do you cry in front of your friends? Rarely
What kind of first impression do you think you give to people? Biggest Dork Ever.
What is one thing you like to do alone? Masturbate with purpose and furious resolve.
Are you a giver or a taker? I hate this question.
When's the last time you cried? A few weeks ago...I think...
Favorite communication method? That "come-hither" stare.
How many drinks before you're tipsy? Less than I'd like to admit.
Do you think you're cute? *giggle*
Do you have problems changing clothes in front of friends? Not really. They never ask, though.
It'll make your head a-splode.