in twenty-four hours, i will be in michigan. maybe i could pitch the next day of my life to fox for the next season of 24.
i slept funny and my neck and right shoulder are killing me.
i ate cole slaw for lunch today. my breath is HORRIBLE right now. and if i think it's horrible, others must think it's just rank.
ew, yuck...
stolen from katie's journal:
FIRSTS
-First car: 1978 chevy monte carlo. black with a padded white vinyl top. I called her black beauty
-First real kiss: with tongue? Phil Vehec. It was a spring nite. We were on a hillside. I was sitting in dog poo.
-First real Break Up: Phil Vehec
-First real bf/gf: Phil Vehec
-First screen name: Ive always been yebutz
-First self purchased album: Cyndi Lauper- Shes So Unusual
-First funeral: My great-grandmother, aka Big Grandma. She was 94. She made gnochhi for her nephews restaurant every day up until the day she died. She rode on the back of my uncles motorcycle from Pittsburgh, PA to Alaska at the age of 84.
-First pets: I got a kitten for Christmas when I was 7. His name was Bells. He had respiratory problems and died shortly after.
-First credit card: Discover. the card that pays you back
-First true love: Eric Colamarino. I hear hes getting married soon.
-First enemy: Kristen Barton
-First big trip: From Pgh to Florida. I was 8. About 15 minutes after I had seen the Welcome to Florida billboard, I was acting up and my mother threatened to turn the car around and go home. I remember thinking, Does she really think Im that stupid? We did not spend 3 days in a car to turn around cause I wont shut up about how hungry I am.
-First music you remember hearing: Better in Blue Jeans BabeNeil Diamond. I used to dance on my dads feet to that song.
LASTS
-Last car ride: Went to Saks on my lunch break. Got a new scarf, hat and gloves.
-Last kiss: from monkey puppy this morning when I dropped him off at school
-Last good cry: eternal sunshine for the spotless mind
-Last library book checked out:I dont have a library card.
-Last beverage drank: coffee
-Last food consumed: cole slaw (with nothing but coffe and cole slaw in my belly, it's no wonder my breath reeks!)
-Last crush: I crushed my carton of soy milk yesterday
-Last phone call: dr called to confirm my appt on monday
-Last shoes worn: my bongo boots
-Last item bought: see last car ride above
-Last annoyance: one of the PMs here. hes a real fucker
-Last time wanting to die: last thursday, about 12:30PM EST
-Last time scolded: last nite. cromagnon man called me a brat. jerkface.
-me
i slept funny and my neck and right shoulder are killing me.
i ate cole slaw for lunch today. my breath is HORRIBLE right now. and if i think it's horrible, others must think it's just rank.
ew, yuck...
stolen from katie's journal:
FIRSTS
-First car: 1978 chevy monte carlo. black with a padded white vinyl top. I called her black beauty
-First real kiss: with tongue? Phil Vehec. It was a spring nite. We were on a hillside. I was sitting in dog poo.
-First real Break Up: Phil Vehec
-First real bf/gf: Phil Vehec
-First screen name: Ive always been yebutz
-First self purchased album: Cyndi Lauper- Shes So Unusual
-First funeral: My great-grandmother, aka Big Grandma. She was 94. She made gnochhi for her nephews restaurant every day up until the day she died. She rode on the back of my uncles motorcycle from Pittsburgh, PA to Alaska at the age of 84.
-First pets: I got a kitten for Christmas when I was 7. His name was Bells. He had respiratory problems and died shortly after.
-First credit card: Discover. the card that pays you back
-First true love: Eric Colamarino. I hear hes getting married soon.
-First enemy: Kristen Barton
-First big trip: From Pgh to Florida. I was 8. About 15 minutes after I had seen the Welcome to Florida billboard, I was acting up and my mother threatened to turn the car around and go home. I remember thinking, Does she really think Im that stupid? We did not spend 3 days in a car to turn around cause I wont shut up about how hungry I am.
-First music you remember hearing: Better in Blue Jeans BabeNeil Diamond. I used to dance on my dads feet to that song.
LASTS
-Last car ride: Went to Saks on my lunch break. Got a new scarf, hat and gloves.
-Last kiss: from monkey puppy this morning when I dropped him off at school
-Last good cry: eternal sunshine for the spotless mind
-Last library book checked out:I dont have a library card.
-Last beverage drank: coffee
-Last food consumed: cole slaw (with nothing but coffe and cole slaw in my belly, it's no wonder my breath reeks!)
-Last crush: I crushed my carton of soy milk yesterday
-Last phone call: dr called to confirm my appt on monday
-Last shoes worn: my bongo boots
-Last item bought: see last car ride above
-Last annoyance: one of the PMs here. hes a real fucker
-Last time wanting to die: last thursday, about 12:30PM EST
-Last time scolded: last nite. cromagnon man called me a brat. jerkface.
-me
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Have a shot of tequila for me though . Sort of a "One for me...one for my homies" kinda' thing . Except don't dump it on the ground . It's a shame to waste good liquor .
P.S. In my time of isolation I've been practicing the Napolean Dynamite dance . Once I've perfected it , Bush will be expelled from office and Pedro will rule!!!! Also the national bird will become the LIger...or possibly the llama . That decision will be up to Presidente Pedro .