yebutz

**update on monkey's 1st day**

so i pick up monkey yesterday and before i could ask how everyting went, the owner tells me...

-you know he's a humper?
-no!
-yep, sure is.
-he's been around my grandma's dog, annie. he's never tried to hump her.
-yeah, well...he didn't hump any of the girl dogs here either.
*me looking confused*
-he seems to prefer the male dogs.
-oh. i see.

now this is something i've suspected since i got monkey, but was never really confirmed until now.
my dog is gay.
i bought him a rainbow collar to celebrate his homosexuality.

i love my gay dog!

**end of update**

8/16/04
today is monkey puppy's first day at doggie day care. i'm nervous and excited. i wanna walk down and peek through the window to see if he's playing with the other puppers. i wonder if the other puppies will make fun of him or welcome him into their little group. i called to see how he's doing. don't laugh.

is this what it feels like to send your child off on their first day of school?

hopefully my puppy won't be as big a geek as i was in school.

yeah for tim n m coming to see me this weekend!

-me