So definitely getting to the no sleep tonight pag in the book of life. All in all, I'm bloody grouchy. I shall be tired again tomorrow even though I have to work AND do a concert. Not a gig, a concert mindy you. I do ze classical stuffies.
I really should have just cuddled up alone in bed for a nap this afternoon, but I had a craving after my shift to buy particular magazine. I couldn't rememeber the name of it for the life of me, but the content of mysterious entertainment pages had clearly been floating around in my memory for some time and now had carved itself into my consciousness forever. Basically it was a 'tatt'oo' magazine, but was mostly using the fact that the girls were so heavily and awesomely inked all over to have them wearing next to nothing. Smilles inside.
I spotted this publication in WHSmith a long time ago but sadly where I live are only off-licences who supply only the trashy, gossipy silicone on parade style of shiz. (I checked em all on the offchance just in case though.)But not. No perving at cute emo girls for Kitten. Sad Face.
But Little Kitten rummaged through the darkest depths of the internet [this where the tale gets mystical...] and heard of a site of girls of the suicide, or some such tale. And after the quest to the 4 offlicences and 1 tescos around, she decided tha she was a modern, independent womyun and could find adorably hot emo girls online to perve on and adore all on her lonesome and would go ahead and get membership to the realm of the suicide girls.
After just a few hours, Lil kitten never looked back, as she met some awesome peoples and many a virtual giggle. To this day, (all of 8 hours later) she is a happy Kitten and shall be evermore.....
Ok I have no idea why that turned into a fairy tale. Possibly a touch worrying? Anyhoo. Moral of the story clearly is 'TEH SUICIDEGRILS DOTTY COM IS KINDA OF TEH AWESUMS.'
Really though,
Hello everyone, and thanks for having me. Seriously, I've been made to feel so welcome. Add me, contact me etc. etc. Happy to chat to pretty much anyone. (I draw my line at invisible people. I'm matterist in that way.)
ttfn
x
I really should have just cuddled up alone in bed for a nap this afternoon, but I had a craving after my shift to buy particular magazine. I couldn't rememeber the name of it for the life of me, but the content of mysterious entertainment pages had clearly been floating around in my memory for some time and now had carved itself into my consciousness forever. Basically it was a 'tatt'oo' magazine, but was mostly using the fact that the girls were so heavily and awesomely inked all over to have them wearing next to nothing. Smilles inside.
I spotted this publication in WHSmith a long time ago but sadly where I live are only off-licences who supply only the trashy, gossipy silicone on parade style of shiz. (I checked em all on the offchance just in case though.)But not. No perving at cute emo girls for Kitten. Sad Face.
But Little Kitten rummaged through the darkest depths of the internet [this where the tale gets mystical...] and heard of a site of girls of the suicide, or some such tale. And after the quest to the 4 offlicences and 1 tescos around, she decided tha she was a modern, independent womyun and could find adorably hot emo girls online to perve on and adore all on her lonesome and would go ahead and get membership to the realm of the suicide girls.
After just a few hours, Lil kitten never looked back, as she met some awesome peoples and many a virtual giggle. To this day, (all of 8 hours later) she is a happy Kitten and shall be evermore.....
Ok I have no idea why that turned into a fairy tale. Possibly a touch worrying? Anyhoo. Moral of the story clearly is 'TEH SUICIDEGRILS DOTTY COM IS KINDA OF TEH AWESUMS.'
Really though,
Hello everyone, and thanks for having me. Seriously, I've been made to feel so welcome. Add me, contact me etc. etc. Happy to chat to pretty much anyone. (I draw my line at invisible people. I'm matterist in that way.)
ttfn
x
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yeah_kitten:
I've just re-read this and realised how very very high I was when writing it. Ooopsies. 
hal420000:
HAHA Simply awesome..
Simply awesome..