yawl77

So, this after midnight(morning for some he he) I received a desperate call from a friend saying he was in trouble. I was brushing my teeth so I told him I'd call him back as soon as I was done. Well, an hour later he went AWOL on me. I kept on calling him, you know, to know what was the HUGE trouble.

After a couple more tries it turns out he was dating this girl which he really really likes. They were kissing and rubbing each other when he decided to use his fingers and "shake her entrails". He started his job and when he pulled his hand out of her vagina he had an used condom wrapped around his fingers. I couldn't stop laughing for it was funny yet disgusting. Quoting my friend here: "She accused me of putting it inside her, she said that I got her pregnant and gave her an std.".... Damn that's being an unlucky bastard! I told him to go get himself checked and to get ready for whatever that woman is plotting

So yeah, take care guys, a weird Sunday morning.