yarl

This weekend:

9-14 inches of snow. Lows around -9 farenheit Saturday and -14 Sunday with windchills dropping that around the -30 range.

Suppose what doesn't kill you will shrivel your balls in utter cold.

I was working at a milk processing plant today and I saw a cookie truck pull up. I thought to myself that if a milk truck and that cookie truck were to collide it would be the most delicious accident ever.

On a side note the milk plant is right next to a cemetary. What happens when the cultures spill out and create zombies that...
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This movie now needs to be made:

Repaint trim on shed = check
Next up, fix lawnmower and some light electrical! Weeeeeee!

p.s. Mills Fleet Farm is like a crazy candy store. Want to buy sooooo much.

Alright, I hear things like "It smells like dog farts in here." or "she has man hands" or "your fingers feel like kitten feets" and I wonder why the proper possessive form isn't used. Maybe because it sounds weird? I mean just saying "it smells like dog's farts in here" makes my tongue stumble. That extra S throws a whole loop in things but it...
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I want to see some girls do some pole work like this.


Also Scott Pilgrim vs. The World was super amazing. I am 100% recommending this. Doesn't need to be watched on the big screen but it doesn't hurt.

Please tell me there are breath mints for cats. My cat is IN NEEDS of them!