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Worst meal I have been served

Apr 3, 2018
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Hello again everyone.

I know I just blogged yesterday but this homework assignment sounded pretty fun. Now I'm not sure if this is the worst meal ever but it surely stands out the most. It was back in my early teens sometime. I want to say 13 or 14. Now i should tell you that at that time of my life I really hated eggs. Just the smell of them cooking would make me feel nauseated and on rare occasions even throw up.

So my brother and I were spending the night at my friend's house and the next morning my friend's mom's current boyfriend wanted to cook us all breakfast. Normally I dont ever eat breakfast but we all said yes to be nice. He decided to make us all omelets. Are you kidding?? Fucking omelets?? I managed to hide in the bedroom during the cooking progress but alas, eventually, breakfast was served. Note somewhere at this time i could have volubteered the fact that I despise eggs but I was very shy, was raised not to offend people in their home, and quite frankly a little scared of the man.

My brother and friend ate theirs down quickly and retreated back to the safety of the bedroom while I alone was left sitting at the table with my nemesis. After a handful of bites I managed to get down I knew this wasnt going to happen. I wanted to go back to playing though so I decided to just get rid of it and act like I ate it. The best hiding spot I could think of? The cargo pocket of my cargo pants. So as im slowly stuffing this omelet in my pocket from under the table I hear from the living room

"Hey, why is your friend putting his omelet in his pocket"

At this point my friend and brother come running out. Im busted totally "egg" handed and it comes out that I hate eggs. I gave him back his omelet and go back to playing. Rarely my brother still brings it up to this day haha.

Well hope you liked my story. @missy @rambo

Much love Yaoth

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Apr 3, 2018

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