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GO RED SOXS!!!!!!!!!!

KICK SOME PINSTRIPED ASS!!!!!!!!!!

So yeah, I'm from Michigan so I'm a life-long Detroit Tigers fan, but since they sucked at ball playing worse then your mom this year, this postseason it's all about the Boston Red Soxs!!! I hope they crush those cocky New York boys.

I'm also rooting for the Chicago Cubs to spank the Marlins so that we would get the greatest World Series ever! Da Cubs voises Da Red Sox. How much ass would that kick? See, here's why it would be cool: the Cubs last won a World Series in 1908, which was 7 years before one of my fav Suicide Girls, Voltaire, was even born and she's old! (Check out her profile) And the Boston Red Sox haven't won the World Series since 1915, three years after Voltaire's momma spat her from her engorged womb.

Anyways, if these two teams faced off in the World Series I am convinced that it would lead to Holy Armageddon. It would lead to the final battle of good vs. evil, Heaven vs. Hell. The reason this would happen is that there are two cardinal rules in baseball that would be broken:

1. The Cubs are never to win a World Series
2. The Red Sox are never to win a World Series.

Thus, it the 2 played each other, one would HAVE to win and thus it would mark the end of the world. But despite that, I think it would be a kickass series, even if it did mean that the world would end, we all gota go sometimes.

(P.S. I am an atheist, so I do not believe in God or Satan or Heaven or Hell or Holy Armageddon, so don't think I'm all praying and shit, this was merely a humourous observation on what would happen if these 2 teams met in the world series...HAHAHA)