So I receive a friend request from this profile: Twizted Dimensions. It included a message about "saw ur pics. like ur talent and ur ink". If you are on my friends list and don't know how much 'u' and 'ur' irritate me, seriously, go delete me off your profile. So I checked out the profile and first I notice there are only three friends. Tom, a guy I know is (was!) on my list and someone else.
"Hey people of the myspace world. Twizted Dimensions is a privately owned talent support agency . We try to help women of all ages and physical stature join the world of entertainment. We mostly deal with semi to full adult photography and other stuff.One of the best known internet companys that I speak of is Suicide Girls Inc. ( suicidegirls.com ) This profile is mostly just for fun and screening. One of the main goals of this site is to see where you place on the friends list so have fun. (see blog for details) We will all so have weekly polls in Pics to see who the ppl like most. IF YOU KNOW ME!!!!! pls i would prefer if my identity was keep private"
Seriously? And this is what the "Details" blog says:
"To obtain a higher place on the friends list you must compete in the weekly poll or if we think your just that great looking you may move up a slot or two.
To compete in the weekly poll you must submit your sexy photos to tdimensions08@yahoo.com
P.S. the less you wear the better and if you so happen to pose fully nude we will edit ti to show as most as we can while stayn within the Myspace policy."
After getting over the shock that someone would blatantly lie and do it in such a stupid, pathetic way, I wrote him a message:
"I checked out your profile and I must say. Way to sound like a fucking creep.
First off, 19 year old males in Jeffersonville GA are pretty obviously NOT an agency or anything of the kind. I would be careful what kind of corporations you implicate because using Suicide Girls name without having any actual connections will get you eaten for lunch in court. Why don't you just admit your some horny ass lame-o that just wants free jerk off pics? Misrepresenting who you are is not only fraud, it's retarded.
Plus, you completely blew your cover since I have only three photo albums that are not friends only and none of them include my tats or "talent". Compliments from a lying creep aren't compliments at all."
It really pissed me off he actually named Suicide Girls specifically. I can't stand idiotic pervs. At least try to make it sound real. I'm not some 15 year old MySpace slut looking for friends. I just give the friends I already have a good show.
Oh and his reply?
"haha wow........ u kind know me im nesmith u talk to me sum lol. yes i have a business licenses twizted dimensions inc. so i am legit. I do have a free lance talent agent agreement with suicide girls and other companys but suicide is the best known. my job agreement is to find girls that have the look but normally wouldnt attempt to even think about tryn out. this is the new route im taken with my business and idk how its gonna do. It was oregionaly just me findn girls for like truck shows and sum club events like when Girls Gone Wild was at whiskey river. at 1 time i did sum photography and photo editn. i aint the best but i can do desent work. so wow but i support wat u said cause it sounds wat alot of guys would do lol. but the man reason i added u was because ur hot( love the hair) but u were meant for appearance for when other ppl looked at the ppl in my friends. i never expexted u do participate. so sorry if i gave u the wrong impression"
So he thinks I would happily be an accessory to this? WTF. And sorry, sweetheart. I bother to do my homework.
"I realized who you were when I saw your other profile on your friends list.
Since Suicide Girls specifically states on their website they don't work with agents, that's pretty much BS. Suicide Girls deals only with models directly and does not work with refferal/talent agencies. I've been around there long enough to know. Plus, I have a rather hard time believing anyone with a poor grasp on spelling and grammar mechanics could effectively run a business.
Again, you fail."
At least, as far as I know SG doesn't work with "talent agencies" but I know for a fact this is just some creep trying to get nudie pics. I can't stand stupid stuff like that. 
Ohhh, but he didn't expect you to participate. You're just a "decoration" for his friends list. Look at that. He's systematically objectified you and relegated you to the role of being eye candy.
I can't resist. I have to use this little icon from the smilie list: