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xxtinkerbellxx

I was born and raised in Saudi Arabia.

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Sunday May 17, 2009

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I am only sexually attracted to Jesus. I love skinny guys with long hair; I love facial hair; I love philosophy guys. But in the case of Jesus, I'm afraid my attraction is purely physical. Normally, I'd consider a relationship but I just feel like we wouldn't be compatible. I'm not really judgmental and I hate the limelight. Jesus seems to be just the opposite. I think we'd just argue too much, ya know? It'd be kinky for a while but then, the relationship would run its course and we'd probably have a really bad breakup.

Lest you think I'm a hedonist, the Anti-Christ or just your average attention-seeking blasphemer (is there really any other kind?), I'll have you know that at different stages of my life, I've had crushes on Englebert Humperdinck, Marylin Manson, Claire's father from Heroes, and pretty much every male professor I had throughout my undergraduate education. And every cop that's pulled me over.... I just love a man in uniform!
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ever see "el crimen del padre amaro"? there's a character to who fantasizes about jesus while she masturbates and ends up screwing her priest.

yep. that's all i've got.
May 17, 2009

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