Monday Dec 20, 2004

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When the question over what movie character most closely resembles me and my personality, I was told, "Willy Wonka". Somehow, I couldn't disagree.

Still, it's better than being Patrick from Spongebob Squarepants like we agreed my sister's baby's daddy is. Yes, we all love Patrick, but only because he's so dumb. And so is he. Poor bastard.

Saturday Dec 18, 2004

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My God. The World is completely ridiculous in the truest most literal sense of the word. If it were a math problem it would be: The World + People (who created the word ridiculous so that they could better define how oblivious they are) = RIDICULOUS. Or perhaps, Ridiculous x People = The World or The World / Ridiculous = People squared to the power...
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