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I have been asked to be in a photo shoot next weekend. I have to dress up as a knight and havemy throat ripped out by a nake big boobed female demon or something like that. The only problem is I am teaching sword and spear fighting on the same day so I could have a problem. I also had better start cleaning my...
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its 6:50am and I am up and awake. I don't want to be up or awake but I am, my dick has taken over my brain. I am horny, I need a shag but can't get one at 6:50am. or at any other time come to think of it.

That not quite true, I could but I would then be shagging a 18 year old...
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I need a shag, most days I don't care but today I need a shag. Just a pity I know I won't get one.

I am not a happy bunny today. I want to be up in York this weekend for the Yorvic viking festival which I always do. Unfortunately I live 350 odd miles away and am very poor at the moment so I decided not to go . Now I am suffering from withdrawal symtems. Most of my friends have gone up, so I am stuck on...
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I have just watched a program about free-running which was amazing. I could hardly believe what I was seeing .

Years ago I used to do nutty things, I spent years diving off things, mainly diving boards bit also a couple cliff and harbours, remember it was always into water. I once helped close a train door which was wide open, the train was travelling...
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I have found the perfect girl , well almost. She is lovely looking, inteligent, enjoys reading, role-playing, hitting people with swords and stuff, conversation, she is a liberal, has a great sense of humour, gives great back rubs and has her own handcuffs. Unfortunately, I have to say 'almost perfect' as she has a boyfriend . But we are fiends which is good and I...
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I spent the day yesterday, repairing spears and aking new shields. Today I am running the last group training session before out first major event of the year at the yorvic viking festical on york. I am not going this year but most of the groupare. We will hopefully have around 30 members of our group going and I have to make sure that they...
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I was wondering what peoples favourite body part is. I have always been called a 'breast' man. Most of the women I have gone out with in the past have had rather large chests. It's probably a freudian kind of thing. I was never breast fed as a baby or something like that. But I can't say that the breast is not my favourite body...
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How come people are so bad at photography, I am quite a good photographer, I know about lighting and the type of film to use but generally most people I use auto and a average film, no different from your average joe. But so often I see photos which are terrable framed, I don't know how people can fuck it up. All they generally have...
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I have just worked out something and its not neverto cok sausages in a frying pan whilst naked, though I think thats quite a good piece of advise, as well. No in this case it is never post the most embaressing photo of yourself first because I just did that which is bad especially as it was the worst of all the photos I put...
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Well today went well. I went up to the hospital, saw the place, I said I wanted to see the equipment but really I wasn't bothered, I wanted more to just give a good impression of myself to the manager. Hopefully it worked. Went to Canterbury after wars bought an awful DVD but it is very funny. Went out in the evening with friend to...
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