There is such a thing as still being awake after an all nighter..... ok for the record I used to hate living here in jax due to the following reasons....
1. First Baptist- aka the fun police and ghestapo(yeah i know spelt it wrong didn't i??) regarding all good music ever coming to this town
2. the weather has 4 seasons they are 1)Heat 2) Humidity 3) Hurricanes 4) Muggy yeah nothing like feeling like you need to bath as soon as you walk out of your door in the morning RIGHT after you just showered and you can feel your make-up melting off and running down your chest (not Sexy At ALL)
3) Westsiders...now not the cool people that happen to life there.. I'm referring to the trailer trash Wal-Mart shopping, slippers in public wearing, souther accents having, ignorant breeders that need to be fumigated off this planet, the small mindedness of an entire demographic makes me want to throw up on Gov. & Pres. Bush.... because it's these rebel flag flying rednecks that keep voting the tweedle dumber twins back into office
But......................with all that negativity and hostility towards this perticular region let me list the reasons I now love it here
1) The exsistance of Eddie, my partner in Crime and fellow corruptor of young impressionable people that says it's ok for me to insult other people that I feel are below me
2) My network of close like family friends that let me have sex with them.....I LOVE YOU GUYS! I promise I'll bring a fresh bottle of lube next time
3) My new found belief that strippers are saints... really they are what other martyrs in history did the low down evil stuff they do and still have hearts of gold just trying to crawl out of the hell that life flung them into, and there are a whole bunch of these girls in Jax that I really love to death
4) My recent burst of creativity, painting, building drawing, writing, and yes even attempting to solve math problems, I'm soooo invigorated I just can't express. I guess that too can be contributed to number one on my reasons I love it here list LOL
Hope you guys are having a great year so far
Big Kisses!!!!!:-*
~M
1. First Baptist- aka the fun police and ghestapo(yeah i know spelt it wrong didn't i??) regarding all good music ever coming to this town
2. the weather has 4 seasons they are 1)Heat 2) Humidity 3) Hurricanes 4) Muggy yeah nothing like feeling like you need to bath as soon as you walk out of your door in the morning RIGHT after you just showered and you can feel your make-up melting off and running down your chest (not Sexy At ALL)
3) Westsiders...now not the cool people that happen to life there.. I'm referring to the trailer trash Wal-Mart shopping, slippers in public wearing, souther accents having, ignorant breeders that need to be fumigated off this planet, the small mindedness of an entire demographic makes me want to throw up on Gov. & Pres. Bush.... because it's these rebel flag flying rednecks that keep voting the tweedle dumber twins back into office
But......................with all that negativity and hostility towards this perticular region let me list the reasons I now love it here
1) The exsistance of Eddie, my partner in Crime and fellow corruptor of young impressionable people that says it's ok for me to insult other people that I feel are below me
2) My network of close like family friends that let me have sex with them.....I LOVE YOU GUYS! I promise I'll bring a fresh bottle of lube next time
3) My new found belief that strippers are saints... really they are what other martyrs in history did the low down evil stuff they do and still have hearts of gold just trying to crawl out of the hell that life flung them into, and there are a whole bunch of these girls in Jax that I really love to death
4) My recent burst of creativity, painting, building drawing, writing, and yes even attempting to solve math problems, I'm soooo invigorated I just can't express. I guess that too can be contributed to number one on my reasons I love it here list LOL
Hope you guys are having a great year so far
Big Kisses!!!!!:-*
~M
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Just kidding..... ! I particularly like their loud obnoxious bubba trucks that are 10 feet off the ground covered in mud.
I have lived here in Jacksonville all of my life and personally think that this place has come around a bit in the last year or so, but agree that it mostly sucks......TROPICAL Hell hole.