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xxjacob

in order: plano, chicago, austin, indian reservation.

Member Since 2004

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I bought a mini Flying V on ebay.
Every day for three weeks I checked my post office box, and everyday was an empty box and no rocking axe.
And then today the seller emails me and tells me the thing arrived back at his doorstep.
That's what I get for buying a guitar shaped like a boomerang.

squishylizards:

hahahahaha!!!
congrats on the new guitar, hope it actually shows up soon

Feb 12, 2005

squishylizards:

hey....how are ya?

Mar 12, 2005

So I get in my car at the end of the SGAZ xmas party and I head out on the highway and I think, "Am I driving? I think I am. Wait. I can't do this!" so I exit in the middle of nowhere and sleep in my car and when I wake up some guys have set up a roadside stand selling bootleg sports...
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squishylizards:

jeebus.

i'm glad all worked out ok.
ex backup dancers for prince are hot, no matter what age.
was lovely to see you then, by the way.

-kristen

Jan 22, 2005

I wasn't sure about all this, and then they put up naked pictures of Snow White and I have no defenses.

I am going to the SGAZ xmas party, for sure, I think.

Things are lousy at school. The students are behaving badly. I am, too.
Today a girl made fun of me for writing her up and I said, "Well, I'm not allowed to...
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cest_la_mae:

Lovely, lovely to have met you.

Dec 19, 2004

squishylizards:

and lovely, lovely to have seen you (again)

Dec 19, 2004

Alrighty,
I broke up with the girl I was dating yesterday, aided by Jack Daniels and bad Chinese Food. Turns out she was a virgin - only problem is that she still is

And today I finished a song I've been working on for a month. Boy it's nice. I've listened to the tape so much I'm sick of it the same day it was...
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squishylizards:

hah, i beat you to it

gimme a call and we'll hang out.

Nov 23, 2004

Got a new ukeele! A new ukelele! A Martin from the 1920's. It sounds alive and now my old one sounds dead.
I am not going home to Texas for Turkey day and a teacher at my school told me to come to Tucson to meet his daughter (?) So I think I will come down around Thanksgiving weekend.
All hail the new uke.

squishylizards:

that's awesome! congrats on the new instrument!

Nov 14, 2004

squishylizards:

and let me know when you come down here

Nov 17, 2004

It's not an invisible girl costume, it's a fantastic four costume, and the identity changes depending on the sex of the user - and I wore it up at the casino. I snuck in a fifth of jack and chugged it and was out on the dance floor for every damn contest shaking my little spandexed ass - AND, there was an incredibly sexy mexican...
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squishylizards:

aww. i hate that. i danced with this guy at two shows in the past couple of weeks and now i have no clue when i'll see him again. oh well.
boys in spandex

and, absolutely!

when you gonna come visit us kids up here?

Nov 4, 2004

squishylizards:

happy birthday!!!!!

Nov 7, 2004

Hey.
WHat's going on for Halloween?
I found a cute girl here on the res. to date (new music teacher at the middle school) but she's at home in Wisconson and she refused to try on my 'invisible girl' costume anyways. (THat sounds dirty but it's the fantastic four, blue spandex etc.)
I have my album on a cd in a poorly mastered demo form....
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squishylizards:

crappily, we had no cute princesses, it was monsters inc. on ice, which meant that it was somewhat more amusing (especially since i have no idea what the movie is about), but there were no pretty girls to look at. hope that your halloween was fun, and why do you ovn an "invisible girl" costume? my halloween was pretty mediocre, as was to be expected as i was working pretty late sat. and sun. But i did get to rock the devo costume and have some fun with drunk people and a whip.

Nov 1, 2004

good greif. A freind just sent me a link to a page full of nudie modelling pictures of my ex-girlfriend. So I guess I know what she's been doing for the last five years. Somebody look at these!
http://www.onemodelplace.com/member.cfm?ID=41361

squishylizards:

damn.
there are some nicely done pictures in there, it's not all nudie modelling...but you have a hot ex-girlfriend

lucky you...five years ago

Oct 13, 2004

I have my whole album recorded in demo form.
yippie for me. now if only my voice wasn't shaky, and if they didn't all sound like kids songs, and if i could only rock (god why can't I rock? why do I sound like kermit the frog all alone in the swamp?) ah what do i care, kermit got girls. Maybe there's hope. Wish there...
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squishylizards:

congrats on the demo!
kermit all alone in the swamp sounds pretty rockin' to me.
ms. piggy wasn't the greatest catch though.

not quite a frog, but at least it's green.
-k

Oct 7, 2004

I don't know binary. that was jibberish.
things on the res. are okay. I was in a homecoming parade today. Earlier in the week I took a group of students to Phoenix - two of them got the stomach flu, two were bitchy little brats, and the rest were lazy and unexcited. All they wanted was fast food and the shopping malls. And weak me,...
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squishylizards:

ha ha, sounds like the crew we just drove to vegas. i figured it was jibberish...just being silly...
hmmm, what is going on here in tucson...i know that fall crawl is coming up soon, but i don't know the date exactly...

that would be the 16th actually...lemme know when you are gonna come up and i will fill you in on what's going on down here

[Edited on Oct 04, 2004 9:32PM]

Oct 3, 2004

thrasher:

I was thinking of coming to Tucson in a week or two on a weekend, and I want to set up something fun. Any ideas?

Why not try getting some of the folk from SGAZ that are in Tucson to meet up. That's why we have the group.

[Edited on Oct 04, 2004 5:25PM]

Oct 4, 2004

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squishylizards:

sorry, i'm bad with the binary..i assume that means something..or not?

Sep 30, 2004

Why oh why did i not write the name of that girl down. Now I gotta look through every single suicide girl till I find her again. Maybe I did that on purpose.

squishylizards:

you have great memory! i think that i lost my friends and did a good bit of wandering around that night as well. how are things on the reservation?

Sep 27, 2004

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