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xxdistortmexx

South Point, OH

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Tuesday Feb 21, 2006

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Before I post this delightful little thing I stole from Betweenthesounds<3, I have to tell everyone about the call I got today from this guy named Dragan Milovanovic.
First of all, that is the raddest name, EVER.
Second of all, he had the most amazing accent I'd ever heard in my entire life. Think Transylvanian. Romanian.
If that doesn't help you, just think about how Dracula sounds, okay?
Because yes, accents turn me on, but I've never been able to pin point it to a certain one until now. I think I needed to change my panties after that call, his accent was so amazing.
I wanted to ask him where he were orginally from so bad. Damn job with it's damn rules.
Anyway - it was freaking awesome.
Are there any Romanians that want to get married?

Seven Things to do Before I Die
* Meet a really amazing person I won't lose
* Photograph naked chicks for a living, expose the world to a beautiful art
* Show this fucking place and people I wasn't fucking around when I said I would be something
* Visit Italy, where the majority of my family lives (but now I'm thinking Romania? Haha)
* Be a kick ass mother
* See my favorite band in concert
* Restore the Camaro (or get a new one)

Seven Things I Cannot Do
*Be purposefully mean to a person
*Sing (Well, at least)
* Give up music (or sex, or pirates, or white chocolate...)
* Live without art
* Run a mile ('Cause I'm out of shape, yo)
* Play guitar (Tried that once, didn't work out)
* Draw for other people (I have to want to do it)

Seven Things that Attract Me to Where I Live
*Nothing
*Nothing
*Nothing
*Nothing
*Nothing
*Nothing
*I hate it here

Seven Things I Say Most Often
* Hardcore
* Completely uncool
* Fuck! (But you have to hear how I say it)
* Eff
* Oh jeez
* Werd
* -insert statement-, yo

Seven Books That I Love
* The Long Hard Road Out of Hell
* Revolution on Canvas
* A Million Little Pieces (Guy is still a great writer)
* Survivor
* Fight Club
* Choke
* --Anything at ALL written by Chuck Palahniuk--

Seven Movies I Watch Over and Over Again
* Girl Interrupted
* Fight Club
* Memento
* The Jacket
* Catch Me if You Can
* Young Frankenstein
* Shaun of the Dead


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mr_rick:
yah....marriage is good. best accent i could do. lol


id heard it too, the joke, but it fits the fucked up mood im in. i just feel like i want to piss as many people of as i can. so that was for the bible thumpers...lol not that theres that many on here...LOL

im going to vegas in october...wanna tag along??


rick ARRR!!!
Feb 21, 2006
presence:
Of course ill let you know if im around thatd be fun, ive been wanting to meet yr sexxiee arse as well.

You should steal more stuff from me.. like my pants! wink
Feb 21, 2006

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