10 stupid & fucked up things I did this week:
10) painted my nails light blue..now I look like i have no circulation
9) almost set my braids on fire while lighting a cigarette
8) washed vicadins down with a bloodymary then proceeded to lock myself out of the house.
7) picked the only window in the house that does not stay open, only to have it come crashing down on my head as I am crawling back in..thank God I took those vicadins..
6) I washed and creme rinsed my ferret
5) ate an entire pint of Ben & Jerry's ice cream, and half a bag of BBQ potato chips then felt sick as a dog..dairy and fried foods do not mix well.
4) shot off the left over bottle rockets and caused a small brush fire in the asshole neighbor's yard. Umm..yeah..I am going to pay dearly for that
3) went skateboarding
2) dared a friend to snort wasabi...atleast I wasn't stupid enough to try it.
1) telling you everything I just told you.
10) painted my nails light blue..now I look like i have no circulation
9) almost set my braids on fire while lighting a cigarette
8) washed vicadins down with a bloodymary then proceeded to lock myself out of the house.
7) picked the only window in the house that does not stay open, only to have it come crashing down on my head as I am crawling back in..thank God I took those vicadins..
6) I washed and creme rinsed my ferret
5) ate an entire pint of Ben & Jerry's ice cream, and half a bag of BBQ potato chips then felt sick as a dog..dairy and fried foods do not mix well.
4) shot off the left over bottle rockets and caused a small brush fire in the asshole neighbor's yard. Umm..yeah..I am going to pay dearly for that
3) went skateboarding
2) dared a friend to snort wasabi...atleast I wasn't stupid enough to try it.
1) telling you everything I just told you.
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That's a pretty neat list. Stupid and fucked up things make life that much more interesting. Normal is far too boring.
Cheers.
as far as this dare thing goes... "never"?!?!? really?!?!? that is good information to know. may come in handy some day