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Stephen Lynch - Hermaphrodite

She's part girl, she's part boy,
She's got parts everyone can enjoy.
She's got more, she's got less,
She's got her manhood tucked in her dress.
Is she a mister or is she a miss?
Does she stand up when she's taking a piss?
She's my little girl, yeah she's my little guy,
When I try to please her I get poked in the eye!(yeah)
She wears lace and she wears flannel,
She watches football AND the Lifetime channel!
Whats that bulge under her nighty?
It must be Hermaphroditey!
Some things are white,
Some things are black,
Some girls wear make-up,
Mine shaves her back.
She is still beautiful.
She is still fine,
It's too bad her package
Is bigger than mine.
She can't help her imperfections
She gets jock itch from her yeast infections
Who stole all my tighty whities
It must be Hermaphroditey

i hope that brings a tear to your eye, peace out sweet girl

gee..someone sounds bitter..did i hit on your girlfriend or something???

hey.
you've gotta put that vintage sewing machine to use, you'd be amazed how fucking fun it is. just wanted to say hello and tell you that I thought your poem was great.

hell.

Sorry... Had logged out and was going to bed, but kept arguing with idiots on the meassage boards and didn't even check my journal...
The coffee shop thingy was a referance to the prior post by a guy in journal... Thought it was funny..

so is it your farm
or do you just happen to live on a farm
someone else's farm

i applaud you
do you want to help me work my family's farm in italy

i wonder if it still tastes good after being in there
hmmm?
i don't want to know the answer to that do i

i think you should find out and report back to me
go taste it
i dare you

that was nice
still smiling?
i am

pretty
very pretty

me too me too! but now i just have to find a way to get to the sgboston gatherings. hah!

i live in northwestern mass. i could walk to vermont from here if i wanted. i just moved here a month and a half ago, so i dont know where much is.

im feeling much better!

lets watch movies together and take turns making tea!
but beware i whine a lot when im sick!

:makes you tea:

i hope you feel better seeing as how you have to work soon! maybe it was the working in 3 states in 2 days.

Merry Merry Merry you.....holidays suck but well...hope yours is as good as can be....missin ya here

sometimes she fades away
she's seen too many movies
killing enough rainy days
with nothing else to do

we'll make our escape
like the end of Casablanca
taking off from a dark runway
with nothing left to lose

the sun is shining somewhere
somewhere far away
I could sell everything and go there
just to hear her say - listen my

Valentine
Say the line
We can be famous for tonight
Superstar
There you are
Bigger than life in black and white
Valentine
Say the line
We can just leave it all behind
Say the line
my valentine

just like Roman Holiday
a princess and a schemer
killing an ordinary day
any way they choose

back in Hollywood
convertibles and palm trees
matinee movie stars and sunscreen
I wonder if it's true

the sun is rising somewhere
brighter every day
we'll forget everything and go there
nothing's in the way

sometimes she starts to fade
with starry eyes she tells me
"I want a place in the sun"
she's not the only one

the sun is shining somewhere
somewhere far away
if we just pack our bags and go there
everything will change

Valentine
Say the line
We can be famous for tonight
Superstar
There you are
Bigger than life in black and white
Valentine
Say the line
We can just leave it all behind
Say the line
my valentine

my, what beautiful lips you have.

and word up to hood pierces.

Je pense la raison que je n'aime pas la pluie est parce que je suis seul.