I think it's time for another new post.
And no that's not NUDE post, for all you pervs who were thinking it.
Long one as usual
I got my Jessica back last night! There I was, tossing mounds of shredded paper in the recycling bin, and in walks her youngest son. I was so embarrassed. Reason for being: I was cleaning HER house. lmao
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And no that's not NUDE post, for all you pervs who were thinking it.
Long one as usual
I got my Jessica back last night! There I was, tossing mounds of shredded paper in the recycling bin, and in walks her youngest son. I was so embarrassed. Reason for being: I was cleaning HER house. lmao
I...
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Okay, new week = new post!
This last weekend pretty much didn't exist for me. Husband was working, which meant I was working alone at home. With 3 kids. And my girlfriend's dog. I've also been babysitting both my Girlfriend's house and her next-door neighbor's place. Since they're both on holiday.
BUT... I get my Jessica back tomorrow (Fingers crossed). She was supposed to be...
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This last weekend pretty much didn't exist for me. Husband was working, which meant I was working alone at home. With 3 kids. And my girlfriend's dog. I've also been babysitting both my Girlfriend's house and her next-door neighbor's place. Since they're both on holiday.
BUT... I get my Jessica back tomorrow (Fingers crossed). She was supposed to be...
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synyster_uk:
oh i missed out on the spanking 
xx_river_xx:
No, it's a GROUP spanking. Spankings to all of my wonderful friends!
New Blog later tonight... again.
New Blog later tonight... again.
Last post this week, I swear!
I NEED to change my hair!
My last cut was nearly 2 months ago. Doesn't SEEM like that long, but I'm definately noticing. it's too thick again. I can't do anything with it. I've been walking around with scarves wrapped around my hair.
I'm all but fed-up with my hair. I have always had the urge from time to...
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I NEED to change my hair!
My last cut was nearly 2 months ago. Doesn't SEEM like that long, but I'm definately noticing. it's too thick again. I can't do anything with it. I've been walking around with scarves wrapped around my hair.
I'm all but fed-up with my hair. I have always had the urge from time to...
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xx_river_xx:
OOOOH! I just found a great picture of Tank Girl (who if you know the comic well, her hair is always changing) ... with her hair in pigtails and her bangs in her face... of course with most of her head shaved. I this pic. 
There's a hundred other pictures of Tank girl that I love. But I think this is the haircut I'm going to go with.
...now for figuring out who is going to do it, and exactly how.
this pic.
There's a hundred other pictures of Tank girl that I love. But I think this is the haircut I'm going to go with.
...now for figuring out who is going to do it, and exactly how.
oonafae:
thanks for the comments and help in Hopefuls
I like everything about relationships and emotions and sex. Love and hate are the two most passionate emotions. For the same reason I love art. It's passionate! What I find lately is that I am still as passionate as ever, I still need that same passion in every aspect of my life, but things are getting boring. Rather, I'm trying to get them UN-boring, because...
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badrobot:
I'm sure you've got something up your sleeve that'll get him sitting up and begging...
I'm sure you've got something up your sleeve that'll get him sitting up and begging...
xx_river_xx:
I'm afraid after 4 years, he's seen all my tricks. I just have to concoct new ones
Boredom and lonliness make a great combination, don't they? My girlfriend is camping for 2 weeks. The only other female I tend to talk to in person is visiting family in the states until mid-August. My husband and his addiction are on a binge. Second weekend in a row that he litterally sits in his pajamas at the computer all day, only getting up for...
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xx_river_xx:
Nah, I read the first 1, and most of the second, but the movie came out before I could finish it. My parents dragged me to see it, despite my protests. Ah, well. I gave up after that, and waited for the films.
I figure now, if I watch the film BEFORE reading a book, I won't be dissapointed in the movie so much as impressed with the novel.
I figure now, if I watch the film BEFORE reading a book, I won't be dissapointed in the movie so much as impressed with the novel.
badrobot:
Definitely logic to that!
Druid is a whole YEAR OLD! I can't believe I've actually survived a whole year with 3 kids aged 3 and under. Frightening prospect. 
I suppose that while everyone else of my age has always believed themselves somewhat invincible, I have always seen a very different picture. I feel so fragile and so doomed. Teenagers do stupid crap because "Nobobody can touch me" syndrome has...
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I suppose that while everyone else of my age has always believed themselves somewhat invincible, I have always seen a very different picture. I feel so fragile and so doomed. Teenagers do stupid crap because "Nobobody can touch me" syndrome has...
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eala:
WOW i'm impressed... i don't know how i made it through a year with my *one* three-year-old. kudos to you, for surviving three kiddos. "always rebuilt"... you have to honey, that's what gets us through
I finally got to talk to Templar_Jareth last night. I think it was the first time I'd heard his voice in 3 months... *Le Sigh*
We email as often as we can, but there's just a certain something about his voice that makes me swoon. My knees go weak, I am instantly relaxed. Yet, at the same time, my heart races, and I stammer, stumbling...
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We email as often as we can, but there's just a certain something about his voice that makes me swoon. My knees go weak, I am instantly relaxed. Yet, at the same time, my heart races, and I stammer, stumbling...
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All weekend, I had no computer. All weekend, I had no husband. All weekend, I had no friends. All weekend, I chased my children and killed bugs. Oh fucking joy! My best friend was babysitting for my other friend who had to work, as well as preparing for a massive 2 week excursion with a living-history group. I am keeping the dog for that 2...
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vhott:
hang in there girl i am here for ya, and on the man thing they dont do unless they have too ya know?
xx_river_xx:
Yeah, I know. And if you want something you have to write them a very specific note, without TOO much description, and give it to them with precise verbal instructions, IMMEDIATELY before they are supposed to do whatever it was. If it's more than 5 minutes, they forget or lose the note. Men are like badly wired machines. Not all of them. The others are gay, or your family didn't like them and got a restraining order.......
Fucking computer...
Had a new blog all typed up and ready to go. Computer shuts my internet browser out of fucking nowhere. Damn. It did the same thing yesterday with a very well-written email to my friend.
Here's the gyst, since I really don't want to go through all that trouble again. Especially now that my toddlers are acting like...um... toddlers.
...Sick as a heroine...
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Had a new blog all typed up and ready to go. Computer shuts my internet browser out of fucking nowhere. Damn. It did the same thing yesterday with a very well-written email to my friend.
Here's the gyst, since I really don't want to go through all that trouble again. Especially now that my toddlers are acting like...um... toddlers.
...Sick as a heroine...
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xx_river_xx:
Might I just add that SPIDERS ARE ICKY!
Yesterday I saw a spider on my kids' playset, along with LOTS of webs, so I got out my hose and sprayed the whole thing, hoping to get it all clean. OMG! I found 4 eggsacks. Three had hatched and one was being layed down. I made my husband pick up a can of bug-killer on his way home from work. (this is after going APESHIT on the playset with a hose and my right shoe) There were HUNDREDS of spiders, in various ages. Quite a few black widows. I know black-widdows are NOT social spiders. In fact, they're very territorial, and you're not likely to find one within 10meters of another. I got several spider-bites, but most if not all of them were from English Garden spiders. They're much the same as red-ant bites. Painful, itchy, but not deadly. I LOATHE ear-wigs, and found probably the same amount of them as I did of those gorram spiders. Then, on top of this all, I tried taking a nap and ended up having to kill a big ass beatle in my room that was buzzing around like a maniac. Scary shit. I emptied an entire bottle of Raid outside, and I think I breathed a bit of it in. Ewwww... I showered immediately afterwards and I think that was the best shower of my life. I felt like dead bugs (and live ones) and poison were running over my whole body and then washing down the drain.
...I hate bugs...
Yesterday I saw a spider on my kids' playset, along with LOTS of webs, so I got out my hose and sprayed the whole thing, hoping to get it all clean. OMG! I found 4 eggsacks. Three had hatched and one was being layed down. I made my husband pick up a can of bug-killer on his way home from work. (this is after going APESHIT on the playset with a hose and my right shoe) There were HUNDREDS of spiders, in various ages. Quite a few black widows. I know black-widdows are NOT social spiders. In fact, they're very territorial, and you're not likely to find one within 10meters of another. I got several spider-bites, but most if not all of them were from English Garden spiders. They're much the same as red-ant bites. Painful, itchy, but not deadly. I LOATHE ear-wigs, and found probably the same amount of them as I did of those gorram spiders. Then, on top of this all, I tried taking a nap and ended up having to kill a big ass beatle in my room that was buzzing around like a maniac. Scary shit. I emptied an entire bottle of Raid outside, and I think I breathed a bit of it in. Ewwww... I showered immediately afterwards and I think that was the best shower of my life. I felt like dead bugs (and live ones) and poison were running over my whole body and then washing down the drain.
...I hate bugs...
seann:
Reading that just gave me the heebie jeebies... i can deal with beetles but earwigs and spiders i have a problem with. I'm rather freaked out about my coming trip to Madagascar in which i'll be spending 3 weeks in a tent in the wild and apparently Madagascar has more spiders and more species of spiders per square km than any other place on earth.. i'm having nightmares already.
Libido is an interesting thing...
I have NONE for instance. But only when it comes to my husband, or folks who don't believe in foreplay. "Hey, Nice Shoes... Wanna fuck?" Sorry guys, those lines don't work on me. You've got to be a bit more creative, and start slowly. Rushing towards my clit is just going to make it run away. (Seriously, my clit moves,...
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I have NONE for instance. But only when it comes to my husband, or folks who don't believe in foreplay. "Hey, Nice Shoes... Wanna fuck?" Sorry guys, those lines don't work on me. You've got to be a bit more creative, and start slowly. Rushing towards my clit is just going to make it run away. (Seriously, my clit moves,...
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xx_river_xx:
Damn this atlantic ocean for coming between us yet again!
vhott:
i know that damn water is always fucken some shit up. how dare it! oxoxoxo-vhott
Okay, I'm off for the night. Going to try to get to sleep before the sun comes up. (not bloody likely)... New blog in the morning I think. Depends on my mood and how many emails I get.