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Last night was awesome! My girlfriend and her husband kidnapped me after their 4-year-old's birthday party and got me shitfaced. We totally fucked. All of us. Me, Jess, Calvin (her hubby), and our nearly single friend Chris. If my hubby had been there, it would have been more fun, I think.

I actually do miss him. I'm looking forward to getting my hands on him tomorrow. First thing I want to do is put our spazlings to bed and watch Hannibal Rising...

I looked through a ton of old pictures today and found some of Crash's old modeling stuff (Hard to remember that he used to be a model too sometimes)... And I realized something... he's actually hotter in those pics than that Gaspard Ulliel guy from Hannibal Rising. If I could get him to let me pluck his eyebrows and comb his hair, I KNOW he cleans up good. SCARY good.

I'm going to take a page out of my SG-fianc Twixxxie's book and dedicate each day to a different depraved act or sexual fetish. Not sure how long THAT will last, but hey, it's a great day to start considdering what I did last night.

So... Topic... BUTTSEX!
How far are you willing to go?
Do you like it or not, and why?
Do you prefer toys or human interaction?
What makes buttsex dirty?

Oh well, kids call. I'll talk at y'all later.