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Wednesday Dec 01, 2004

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Edited to page:

I came home from the ER passed out. Woke up around 8pm. Was bored. So i hobbiled my gimp ass over and met up with
Starry_eyed JamieLee and Mercie
at Dennys in GB.

Its hard trying to drive, but I am determined to not let this injury fuck things up for me. I can not afford to miss work. there is just too many fun exciting things taking place in the next week all together ( should that be one word or two........ ahh fuck that shit).

So how did i manage to drive with a fuckin brace on my knee, you ask?!?!?!
Well you see, remember when they told you in drivers ed not to drive with two feet? Well thats how i started!
Now Im finding myself using all of my resources.
My front driver seat is electric. So it slides forward and back and up and down, and tilted and what not all by the touch of a button. So I use it to my advantage!
move it forward when i need to hit the gas, move it back when i need to let off and slowly move it forward when i need to apply the brake! hahahahahahahahahaha
Nobody ever said you werent allowed to do that!
the ideas I come up with....... even i amuse myself.
blush

Im going to let calgon take me away before i try to sleep.
I have to get up extra early now, since "captain retardo" here has to walk 4 blocks up Calvert Street from the parking garage to work in the a.m.
DAMN IT! it's up hill.
FUCK CALVERT ST.
SHIT........................

robot

******************
Ok people, i left out one vital piece of information about last night. Ive been having problems with my knee giving out on me. When we bolted back to the cars last night in the rain. I went to unlock my car door, then my knee buckled. I fuckin fell. Right into a big ass puddle of water between my car and the curb. I was soaked. So I hurried home and blah blah blah . well i woke up this morning...... and practically collapsed on it. Hurt so fuckin bad. Not to mention driving to work. Its my lead foot. Its broken! lol So i left work and went to the Emergency room at mercy. Just got home. I sprained(sp?) my knee. So now I have a wonderful new addition to my outfit for friday ( which I was so cised about!) ........ a leg brace, and crutches.


p.s. to all the people I left retarded voicemails to at 4:30 this morning........ forgive me! Fuckin phones and a buzz do not go together.


BAH.
Bedrest.
puke
starry_eyed:
you are captain retardo hahaha
Dec 1, 2004

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