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Sunday Nov 14, 2010

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:::for your information:::

Pop-rocks candy is not suitable candy for incorporation into ur bedtime fun and it turns said fun into not so fun very very quickly when:

a) you discover that poprocks feel like minute shards of glass bursting around down there

and

b) that pouring water onto the situation only makes the popping more pronounced.

try it out for yourself and then you can thank me for passing on the misfortune of this discovery. although my point is not to try it because it sucks balls in the absolute worst way possible.
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xstephx:
maybe we should just stick to the body paint tongue
Nov 15, 2010
psycho_magnet:
Has to be one of the funniest things I've read in awhile. Not to laugh at your misfortune, but I gotta ask, whatever possessed you to try it? It's almost as funny as convincing a guy to use tiger balm to masturbate, because "it'll provide a warm feeling."..
Nov 16, 2010

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