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Friday May 06, 2005

May 6, 2005
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today I learned a very valuable lesson:

soup is my friend...

noodles are not...

-D

--EDIT--

Just for kicks im posting this...copied and pasted from my xanga.

This takes me back to the good old days:

One fine day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight,
Back to back they faced one another
Drew their swords and shot each other,

One was blind and the other couldn't, see
So they chose a dummy for a referee.
An eyeless man went to see fair play,
A mute man went to shout "hooray!"

A paralysed donkey passing by,
Kicked the blind man in the eye,
Knocked him through a nine inch wall,
Into a dry ditch and drowned them all,

A deaf policeman heard the noise,
And went to kill the two dead boys,
If you don't believe this lie is true,
You can ask the blind man he saw it too!


I know, I know, there are tons of variations, this is just how i remember most of it, using the internet to find some lines I had forgotten.

Hope it entertains yall.

--END EDIT--

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