Story Time Kids!!!!!
So, here is the deal. About three months ago my mom calls and tells me "Hey, I dont think your car will make it to Louisiana because it needs a new timing belt and it really has too many miles on it to make such a long drive."
This is what my car looked like (only it had tinted windows)
She then tells me that she is going to search around and find me a newer car that will last longer and have less miles.
So, because its my mother and i never expect her to lie although i freaking should, i believe her.
Well, remember how I flew home last weekend to see her and my friends, I get off the plane do the whole hello thing. Get in the car make a little chit chat about my flight and then I ask "So, wheres the mazda ( old car)?" She says, "I was afraid you were gonna ask that, the truth is I dont know."
WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She then proceeds to tell me that after she kicked me the fuck out she let my fucking irresponsible shithead little brother drive MY fucking car. He had been driving it for months and then wrecked it. And i mean totally fucking wrecked it! So, I ask well did he get all of my stuff out of it. And she says that he did.
Fastforward, Get to my moms ask where my shit is and my brother is like "DUr fuck if i know, its was just a bunch of crap anyway." So, I start griping at him and he is like "Dont get mad at me, get mad at mom she's the one who let me drive it."
AGAIN WHAT THE FUCK, HE IS 18!
/end rant
Thank you for reading that.
So, here is the deal. About three months ago my mom calls and tells me "Hey, I dont think your car will make it to Louisiana because it needs a new timing belt and it really has too many miles on it to make such a long drive."
This is what my car looked like (only it had tinted windows)
She then tells me that she is going to search around and find me a newer car that will last longer and have less miles.
So, because its my mother and i never expect her to lie although i freaking should, i believe her.
Well, remember how I flew home last weekend to see her and my friends, I get off the plane do the whole hello thing. Get in the car make a little chit chat about my flight and then I ask "So, wheres the mazda ( old car)?" She says, "I was afraid you were gonna ask that, the truth is I dont know."
WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She then proceeds to tell me that after she kicked me the fuck out she let my fucking irresponsible shithead little brother drive MY fucking car. He had been driving it for months and then wrecked it. And i mean totally fucking wrecked it! So, I ask well did he get all of my stuff out of it. And she says that he did.
Fastforward, Get to my moms ask where my shit is and my brother is like "DUr fuck if i know, its was just a bunch of crap anyway." So, I start griping at him and he is like "Dont get mad at me, get mad at mom she's the one who let me drive it."
AGAIN WHAT THE FUCK, HE IS 18!
/end rant
Thank you for reading that.
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-TM