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Somewhere's in Fucklahoma

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Wednesday Mar 09, 2005

Mar 9, 2005
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Why wont my shoes freaking stay tied? ARGGGHHH.

Why must it continually rain in LA?

Why do i wake up nearly every morning with a headache?(not hungover)

Why does Stefan break everything he touches?

Why do people call Suncoast VIDEO and ask for Usher cd's?

Why can't i pour cereal without spilling at least one piece of it on the floor? (Today it was 6 pieces)

Why is it that my mom payed for her backyard land scaping with a bottle of whiskey? (never mind I know why)

Why can't i remember where i put my wallet? ( I lose it everyday)

Why is it right before closing 10 people must come in the store and browse for an hour and then not buy anything?

Why is it that I have to put up the porno's everytime we get a new shipment?

Why does our landlord always refer to me as "girl" when he knows my name? (he always yells "Hey, girl" to me)

Why is it everytime i go do laundry the old lady next door does too?

I am done questioning

Fun story :
Yesterday at work my manager was bent over behind the counter with about 6 inches of La crack showing. I said, "Zala, you got about 6 inches of your crack showing." to which she replied, "And so, Im trying to get my tip." I followed with, "I gotta tip for ya pull up your pants this isnt that kind of store." budd ump ump chhhh.

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undeserving:
not to worry, it's not wierd 'tall. funny you'd mentioned the PTW seeing as checking this was the first thing i did when i got home from work, where i was listening to 'you come before you' while i was closing. i'd actually come across your journal last week (probably some whitty coment on the boards or something) though i didn't do much other than take a look around. i must admit though that i'm pretty jealous of your occupation and i am looking for an internship this summer...
Mar 11, 2005
amberxrose:
haha i love that commercial
Mar 12, 2005

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