I am exhausted. 
i worked both jobs today. It blew.
I am addicted to ebay.
I am also in the hole. I had to do that dreaded call my mom and ask for money thing today. She is always really nice about it and eager to give the money. but the thing is, she is bipolar and at any moment she could flip. Like she...
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i worked both jobs today. It blew.
I am addicted to ebay.
I am also in the hole. I had to do that dreaded call my mom and ask for money thing today. She is always really nice about it and eager to give the money. but the thing is, she is bipolar and at any moment she could flip. Like she...
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koenigsegg:
i thought you put me on ignore. i feel cheated. =[
lollypopsnaggler:
im addicted to ebay also.
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uncaringmachine:
Puked? Must be from all the acne ridden little punks who hit on you. Lemme at em!
joshxxx:
I just hate to be abruptly woken up, alarm clocks are the worst. I've yet to find even a gentle wake alarm that doesn't make me want to hit the snooze alarm with a hammer.
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak.
>> >
>> >After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done.
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>> >The monsignor replied, " When I am worried about getting nervous on the
>> >pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to
>> >get
>> >nervous, I...
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>> >After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done.
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>> >The monsignor replied, " When I am worried about getting nervous on the
>> >pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to
>> >get
>> >nervous, I...
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fridgemagnet:
The annoying part was that when her stereo turned on this morning it was Dave Matthews, i was like....dooooooood.
oracle:
good stuff
I hate counting, for the record.
We did inventory at job # 2 on Sunday. It was miserable.
I went shopping yesterday and i fucking deserved it. Thank you very much.
Next week is Nick's birthday! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He is getting old! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
URgh my parents drive me bananas. My mom used to call at least twice a week and then all of a sudden i...
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We did inventory at job # 2 on Sunday. It was miserable.
I went shopping yesterday and i fucking deserved it. Thank you very much.
Next week is Nick's birthday! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He is getting old! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
URgh my parents drive me bananas. My mom used to call at least twice a week and then all of a sudden i...
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xmilitaryxmikex:
pretty gay. it's the first time that's ever happened to me before. 
I still think you need to turn to THE DARK SIDE! 
I still think you need to turn to THE DARK SIDE! 
ploptoken:
if you really wanna freak them out, don't call them. i did that when i first moved out. didn't call or come by for about a full year. after that... they'll call.
Rev dante
Rev dante
Finish this sentence.
Give me all your__________________
Now most people would say money.
but when a customer came in and motioned for a pen and paper, he wrote those words paused for a minute.
Which by the way scared the living shit out of me.
He then finished the sentence with
Give me all your__________________
Now most people would say money.
but when a customer came in and motioned for a pen and paper, he wrote those words paused for a minute.
Which by the way scared the living shit out of me.
He then finished the sentence with
The customer was deaf which is...
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rokette:
I would totaly want a superman necklace! your just not cool enough to understand.
_bettie_:
That is really scary. I would've wet myself. You know, he also could've been more polite, being deaf doesn't exclude you from common courtesy. May I please buy all of your Angelina Jolie movies or Please show me what movies have Angelina Jolie in them would have worked just as well.
I am jealous you got your hair to do a pin-up style, next time, I demand pictures.
Did you just work all wekend, or did you do anything fun?
I survived my SweatFest 2005 at the restaurant without passing out!
I am jealous you got your hair to do a pin-up style, next time, I demand pictures.
Did you just work all wekend, or did you do anything fun?
I survived my SweatFest 2005 at the restaurant without passing out!
Let me share with you a few things that dont impress me.
1. age ( fuck off, just because you are older than me does not mean you are smarter or have lived more than i have)
2. Muscles ( just because you are fit does not mean you are hot shit, you still have to carry that face around.)
3. Money ( so you...
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1. age ( fuck off, just because you are older than me does not mean you are smarter or have lived more than i have)
2. Muscles ( just because you are fit does not mean you are hot shit, you still have to carry that face around.)
3. Money ( so you...
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akathisia:
Wow, you have good self control. I've never punched anyone, but unwarranted touching generally inspires feelings of violence on my part. I'd have been tempted to punch him in the face.
I agree about not being a fan of muscles. Or at least not a fan of beefy guys who are obsessed with their muscles. It grosses me out, and it pisses me off when i am working on moving stuff and some beefy guy is like "oh let me lift that for you" at every turn. Fuck off, i can lift it myself, and if i needed help i wouldn't ask you because you are being demeaning to me by constantly insisting you think i am too weak to lift a box.
Wow, this has been a venty response. Sorry, but it felt good to vent.
I agree about not being a fan of muscles. Or at least not a fan of beefy guys who are obsessed with their muscles. It grosses me out, and it pisses me off when i am working on moving stuff and some beefy guy is like "oh let me lift that for you" at every turn. Fuck off, i can lift it myself, and if i needed help i wouldn't ask you because you are being demeaning to me by constantly insisting you think i am too weak to lift a box.
Wow, this has been a venty response. Sorry, but it felt good to vent.
jeslyn_james:
you should have told him to eat a dick and choke on it. 
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katiebarthedoor:
i cant see it now.
they say it's better to look good than feel good.
they say it's better to look good than feel good.
kinkerbelle:
sorry I'm lame 
(but only in a good sort of lame)
(but only in a good sort of lame)
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kinkerbelle:
that sucks.
thefreak:
Then how would you meet new friends, silly?
You silly, sexy lady.
-TM
You silly, sexy lady.
-TM
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_bettie_:
Thank you, sweetie. I'm so excited and scared. I've wanted to go to art school forever, and I finally just decided Screw it. Who can afford college anyway? Loads of student loans to pay back forever? Yes please!
_bettie_:
Also, I really fucking love your new tattoo. I know I already told you, but I really do. It's so beautiful.
So, this is my last entry before we leave out of town. I wont be back on until Tuesday probably. So miss me like whoa.
But Im gonna leave you with some exciting pictures.
First a little back story. Nick made jello shots about two days ago because he was inviting some of his friends over. Well, since all of his friends are lame, only...
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But Im gonna leave you with some exciting pictures.
First a little back story. Nick made jello shots about two days ago because he was inviting some of his friends over. Well, since all of his friends are lame, only...
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katiebarthedoor:
look in the top right of your screen. you will see a link that says 'update'
see what it does.
see what it does.
hysteria_22:
We fear sally for she knows all
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fridgemagnet:
You're always gonna be my employee of the month.
uncaringmachine:
Girl on girl action. WOOHOOOO!!!! Ahem. And second job? NOOOOO! I won't ever be able to talk to you. Damn. I want that Sally. Very much.
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slut_free_youth:
Ottomans rock...
you know what goes well with ottomans?
your ass bent over them!
hahahahaha sorry!!!! i had tooooooooooo.
i love you shasta... youre the best wife.
xoxoxo
you know what goes well with ottomans?
your ass bent over them!
hahahahaha sorry!!!! i had tooooooooooo.
i love you shasta... youre the best wife.
xoxoxo
slut_free_youth:
woo!
thats what im talking about
thats what im talking about