Anyone else love reading through the Adult section of Craig's list? Freaking AWESOME.
I AM AN ATTRACTIVE GUY BUT DO NOT YET HAVE MY RICHES TO SPEND ON PUSSY...I AM ONLY 26. BUT I WORK 10-15 HOURS A DAY SO AT THE DAY'S END I DO NOT HAVE THE TIME FOR "THE CHASE" BUT I STILL NEED THE PUSSY, YA KNOW? SO HERE IS WHAT I AM PROPOSING...I WILL DO ONE OR ALL OF THE FOLLOWING FOR SOME GOOD PUSSY OR EVEN JUST A GREAT BJ NOW AND THEN...
-HOUSECLEANING
-YARDWORK
-DRIVER
-OR ANY OTHER WORK YOU CAN THINK OF
I KNOW YOU ARE OUT THERE...PLEASE BE HOT AND PLEASE BE READY TO GO!!!
This just proves how stupid men are. At least females know to use code words when posting ads for illegal prostitution services on a public web site 
Though advertising as 'Bookers' isn't quite the level of subterfuge some prostitutes seem to think it is, lol. I think we can assume it's mostly blondes who think they are fooling anyone with that one.
I AM LOOKING FOR A GIRL THAT WANTES TO MAKE 500K FOR ONE NIGHT
I am looking for a lady that wantes to make 500k fore one nights worke in cash. if you are interested please send and pic and contact info. all payed in cash
Here's a hint, ladies. Unless he's a male prostitute or a professional athlete, any man who can't spell WANTS, PAID or WORK probably doesn't make enough money to be able to spend 500k on a booker. Unless he's converting his McDonald's earnings into pesos or centavos.
And is it really really really wrong that I want to post a really really really ridiculous ad just to see what kind of weirdoes respond? I mean, I know it is wrong, but what TYPE of wrong? Like, is it just funny wrong, or something serious, like being mean to kittens wrong?
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