Men are such dorks. I was having a margarita at the Alamo with a few coworkers before heading off to a night stocking shift (note to self, work is better when buzzed...). Two grown men (mid 40s) started having a pissing match right behind my stool. I was about to beat a hasty retreat (getting knocked on my ass by two drunken yuppies wasn't really on my itenerary for the night) when the manager broke it up.
The reason Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dumb had to make public spectacles of themselves? One guy's wife told the other guy he had to put shoes on, and he told her to fuck off.
Men are so fucking stupid. This could possible make sense, except nobody was without shoes, and one guy was sitting in the bar while the other guy and his wife were in the restaraunt.
On the upside, the margaritas were rather strong, and I was most pleasantly buzzed soon after.
The reason Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dumb had to make public spectacles of themselves? One guy's wife told the other guy he had to put shoes on, and he told her to fuck off.
Men are so fucking stupid. This could possible make sense, except nobody was without shoes, and one guy was sitting in the bar while the other guy and his wife were in the restaraunt.
On the upside, the margaritas were rather strong, and I was most pleasantly buzzed soon after.
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Secondly, fuck shoes.