xombies

so..
i'm lying in my bed wrapped in my satin blankets. and i pondered...absolutely nothing to myself.

i'm bored and feeling too lazy to shower. the weather's nice so i'll prolly get to it. and this is a sucky holiday, and i told my dad i'd go with him to have an easter dinner on saturday with uncles and etc. but i'm feeling regretful because...
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new york soon.

so....

i've been fighting a lot with my boyfriend and im totally bummed. i love him a lot..........

i haven't been to english class since march break (that's three classes missed.)
so i'm nervous about that...

i either lost my ipod, misplaced it, or got it stolen...

i'm tired, feeling sick, probably mal nourished and wished i could starve myself into skinnyness but i'm too...
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i wanna get high.... ?

photoshoping sets are even funnier.

props to all the girls with enough balls, so to speak, that freeze their hooblers in the dead of winter.



people who think they can paint are funny.

this is hilarious

http://www.fido.ca/portal/en/support/etiquette.shtml


http://i14.ebayimg.com/04/i/04/cf/11/ed_1_b.JPG

and this even more

oh the great great option not to delete entries.

what about mistake entries eh?

Man severs own penis, throws it at officers

March 17, 2006

BY ERIC HERMAN Staff Reporter

Before cops threw the book at him, Jakub Fik threw something unusual at them -- his penis.

Fik, 33, cut off his own penis during a Northwest Side rampage Wednesday morning. When confronted by police, Fik hurled several knives and his severed organ at the officers, police said. Officers...
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jenifa wants cute undies