So today is my birthday. 24 years ago, I was brought into this world to one day reign terror down upon those who oppress the weak minded with "goodly" tools, such as Fascism, tyranny and organized religion. Today I celebrate a few things. I celebrate Life: as I am still here doing my civic duty to be a public nuisance. I celebrate my friends who time and time again, keep giving me countless reasons to keep on going. I celebrate Cake: for without Cake one cannot celebrate a birthday properly... and above all else...
I celebrate my brand new Top hat

I celebrate my brand new Top hat


Happy birthday!