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So, today I am not attending any classes and I have the day off from work--I am declaring this a "mental health" day...which means I am going to hole myself up in the library and work on school stuff in a hopeless attempt at "catching up" and "getting on top of my work." It's amazing how tired I am these days...I allowed myself to sleep in and didn't budge until 10 a.m., which is highly unusual for me. I guess I didn't get to sleep until 2 and all night I kept waking up because my dreams led me to believe that I left work 3 hours early for a meeting and decided not to return (this didn't happen of course but you know how sometimes you have a dreams that disguise themselves as reality? well, I hope I am not the only one). Oh, fun times. I think I have my presentation for tomorrow (!!!) mapped out and I have to meet with the professor to go over how it will fit into her lesson plan. I bet I can work the phrase "cock ring" into my presentation at least twice. God, I am such a perv--oh well, love me or hate me, I'm still an obsession.

So I am waiting in bed to hit up "grab and go"--get some lunch and head to the library to think about new ways to introduce cock rings into class discussion.
Currenty, Greenday's "Longview" resembles my life but soon the Descendents' "Mass Nerder" will...either way I am a huge loser and would much rather have my theme song be something sexier.
I use to believe that Danzig's "Mother" should play whenever I ever the room/walk down the street/go to the bar...but these days I am having my serious doubts...