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entertain me.

god help me.
i'm so fucking bored.
kara:
you signed off im, i was going to write you a morning blurb! you messed it all up, damn you!

we were going to come and entertain you at your house but you never called back. i'm an excellent entertainer too. you missed OUT!

here are a couple little facts to entertain you with,

FACT #1
it's impossible to lick your own elbow. go ahead and try it you won't be able to do it.

FACT #2
the big dipper is know as 'the Casserole' in france. --that ones for you when you go to france and you're looking at the stars with some hot french girl you'll know what it's called.

FACT #3
Apple seeds are poisonous. ----i'm sure you know that because you're an apple connoisseur and all, but just in case don't eat the seeds.

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tarmac:
1. The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.

2. Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history:
Spades - King David,
Hearts - Charlemagne,
Clubs -Alexander, the Great
Diamonds - Julius Caesar

3. 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

4. If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle.
If the horse has one front leg in the air the person died as a result of wounds received in battle.
If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.

5. 'I am.' is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.

6. Q. What occurs more often in December than any other month?
A. Conception.

7. Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you could find the letter a?
A. One thousand.

8. Q. What do bullet-proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers all have in common.
A. All invented by women.

9. Q. What is the only food that doesn't spoil?
A. Honey

10. In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes.
When you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer to sleep on.
Hence the phrase 'goodnight, sleep tight'.

11. It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink.
Mead is a honey beer and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month or what we know today as the honeymoon.

12. In ancient England a person could not have sex unless you had consent of the King (unless you were in the Royal Family).
When anyone wanted to have a baby, they got consent of the King, the King who gave them a placard that they hung on their door while they were having sex.
The placard had F * * K (Fornication Under Consent of the King) on it.
Now you know where that word came from.

13. Last but not least: In Scotland, a new game was invented.
It was entitled Gentlemen Only, Ladies Forbidden and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language.
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i stopped in my favourite used book store this afternoon and made off like a bandit.
voltaires 'candide'
and a series of six books of philosophy through the ages...
'the age of belief'
'the age of adventure'
'the age of reason'
'the age of enlightenment'
'the age of ideology'
'the age of analysis'


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bijoux:
this is a curious question!
i do not tend to have more than one boyfriend at a time. and even if i did, i don't think any of them would be named patrick. although i guess i can't be 100% sure.

used book stores are a good thing.
volks:
Nice pic!
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today would have been a great day to lie around in bed all day and drink coffee.

it's a drag if you're alone though, so i got up early....
did some dishes, straightened up a bit, lifted some weight, did some laundry.
yeah. i'm bored.
kinda got alot on my mind,though.
when i close my eyes i see things rushing around.

bonneville just called.
now...
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k_kat:
It's good to keep yourself busy. I used to drink alone everyday and it didn't do me any good. I woke up many mornings feeling like shit. blackeyed puke

miao!!
retroactivwe:
"Do you ever drink alone?"

"Does the Lord count as someone?"

"No."
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my new machine is here!!!!
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evillyn:
Have fun.
godzuki:
vroom. Got CS2?
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volks:
Fuck Art Lets Dance
evillyn:
eeeeewwww.
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it's getting harder to update here...
i can't get personal with shit 'cause my boys will call me nancy and kick my ass,
and i can't ask for girl advice anymore 'cause the ones i'm hot for, all live here...

kiss....'cuz....you know.
zyryx:
I feel your pain...

cowboy up for fucks sake wink
volks:
Thats just the Woop Ass talking!
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went for a ride last night.
got rained on hard. soaked all the way through.
open faced and over 60 feels a little like getting shot in the face by a thousand BB's a second.

i love this.
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bonneville:
1966 Ural Chopper...
bonneville:
with a turbocharger!

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i'm a little out of sorts today.
i've slept away the better part of the last two days.
my dreams are so much more satisfying than my waking life.
granted, after the way this weekend started, it's no wonder today seems a bit anticlimactic.


so... i ordered my mac today.
HURRAY FOR ME!!!
soon i will be able to reclaim my title of 'artist extraordinaire,...
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bonneville:
Nazi bike
dirtyray:
It5's all about the Big Beef to you, huh.
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so this guy answers the door and says to me,
" hey! weren't you in a movie?"

i said ".............yeah.
.....................................................
..............................
..............
" that was me." whatever

he turns to his wife (clearly she didn't get it), and says
" CAAABLE GUUUUYYYY!!!!"



i'll never get tired of that one.

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seth0067:
You should have chopped his head off with your Vulcan battle stick.

Hey lets meet at Whiskey Bar Friday night before the show, k?

lottie:
oh. that's bad. I'm sorry. puke