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apparently, one of my coworkers was on the news last night.
i didn't see it but i got to hear about it.
this is funny.

there was a weird storm last night. thunder and lightning and all that.
shannon just gets home, steps out the car , and CRACK!!!
lightning hits this tree right there, splinters and chunks of wood flyin!!
so... he goes in...
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volks:
thats it! I'm makeing some lightning rods.
bonneville:
I was pumping concrete and the boom was sticking way up in the air like a 80 ft lightning rod, it was a little scary
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The Horshack-meets-Mork vocals of Eric "Post-Traumatic Stress" Paul turn him into "the female defector," as he mindlessly chants about "placentas" and "ovulating." Think a sludgier, amelodic Devo, which works mainly on the power of sheer conviction.
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kara:
ya i do, aren't you jealous. biggrin
bonneville:
if you get a "bullwhip", you should name him DEVO smile
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j. is for jackass.
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sixtyfootqueenie:
august 15th to the end of september.... werd... I'm trying to set it up so I can move there....

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bonneville:
it's from wan's pictures under SG Goofs.......I'm not sure how I ran into it?????
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i'm a jackass.

i went to work today, and thought it odd there wasn't any work in my box.
checked the schedule and i wasn't supposed to be there.
this isn't the first time i've done this either.

so i decided to paint my apartment. got some tools and a shop vac. drank beers all day.

i love suprise days off.
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bombshellbetty:
That's what calendars are for, jackass. wink
k_kat:
I wish I could get a surprise day off! wink

miao!!
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i am such a fucking contradiction...

i need clones.
full grown clones of myself.
i can set them all out on task.
" clone j#1. you go and be a great artist, and date all your models. live in europe and marry a french girl"
" clone j#2. you go find a good woman and have some kids, and all that. buy a house or...
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volks:
can I borrow one of your clones to mow my lawn?
artchick:
Which one of them is gonna let me sleep under their weight bench? kiss
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thunder so loud my house is shaking.
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evillyn:
Yeah, I just found some old marantz stuff in the attic here, I just need to get it down and see how it works.
bombshellbetty:
Oh, I love thunderstorms!!! love Or was that a euphemism that went over my head? wink

I miss you, too. I've been super busy. I'm so tired but bursting with inspiration. So many projects, and not enough time in the day. Especially since I'm easily distracted.

So what ever happened with your relocation plans? Doesn't your company have an office in SF? love
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weekend so far has included amatuer pornographers and limos, bonneville, lottie, volks and kara picking me up at my apartment by boat, a derelict ship and a salvaged fire axe, an attempted ass slap on a sea lion and this thing

more to come...

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lottie:
icky, peepee... surreal Damnit! no see lion icon... frown
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1. la mirada
the boringest city in the world.
dude, la mirada blows.
Source: sbz*holla, May 6, 2003
bijoux:
i bet la mirada has a lot of car dealerships.
artchick:
Where are you in the world, cupcake? *misses you*

(*looks at profile.*
..you know, I'm someone exotic. And last I checked, I have some booty laying around. wink kiss )
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going through my attic.
i just found an " in case you needed a reason to party "poster.

25 may...the movie 'star wars' is released 1977 robot
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bombshellbetty:
As if you need a reason to party, and as if that would be it. How's it going, you sexy thing?
bijoux:
i guess i forgot about my photo captions! blush