0
she understands that my working class smut offends...

my mind is a muffler
pussy exhaust not whooping cough
mating season not cock teasing
i hear he retired to an iron lung in florida

he cloned a deviant to rape her
he portrayed a listener to bang her
they claimed i blew the neighbourhood bully
i just wanted to compare his length to mine

i love...
Read More
VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS
kara:
you're going to have to remind me about the saving part biggrin i'm not sure if i remember it the way you do. hahahah.

pissed:
Hey I work till 630 friday then gotta run home to change & shit-I'll prolly drive over-where should I meet you!! I can't fuckin wait to party with my B town homies!!! YEE FUCKIN HAW-I'll be callin ya biggrin
0
VIEW 8 of 8 COMMENTS
dirtyray:
Sucks that I couldn't make it. I ended up with that flu that's been going around so I was held up on the shitter peein' outta my butt for a while. I played that show Friday night trying to keep from soiling, or at least wetting, my throne. Hopefully we can set another trip up there in a couple of months.
pissed:
actually it's the 24th-my bad-I'm comin to your neck of the woods friday for the Swinos--are you comin???
0
muthafuckers stole my bike cover today!
i hate thieves.

i'm going to the ocean now.
VIEW 6 of 6 COMMENTS
zyryx:
why would they bother to steal your cover? at least the didn't touch your bike. oceans sounds cool, have fun
artchick:
Hey, that happened here last week. Must be going around.
0
maybe you've heard this before, but it's new to me.
i can't remember the last time i've laughed so hard.

http://home.swbell.net/kf5tv/voicemail.mp3

apparently it's some guy calling into work because he's running late or something.


VIEW 7 of 7 COMMENTS
pissed:
Isn't that shit funny?? I think the best part is that guy's laugh! biggrin biggrin
pissed:
Hey got your message but my caller id is broke & I gave bonni my cell-result_I don't have your number & last call return won't work cause of the long distance factor-email me your digits homie so I can call ya. Can't go away this weekend though-the girlies gotta work frown
0
easter is a bizarre holiday.
it's about spring and fertility and doing it like bunnies...

but everyone thinks it's about a zombie with a messianic complex.

so everyone colours eggs.
surreal
VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS
evillyn:
rise from the dead!
fancier:
Easter is great because it's another excuse for my parents to spoil me and pretend it has something to do with Jesus. What's with colours? Are you a Canadian today?
0
saturday i bought a book about weather forecasting, and i was sitting out looking at the sky. it was sunny and nice, but the clouds seemed to indicate a change coming.
we had the biggest fucking windstorm that night. knocked out my internet for all the next day.
i love the sky. it's my favourite thing.
if you've ever read clive barkers 'the great and...
Read More
VIEW 21 of 21 COMMENTS
coco:
mmm echo + the bunnymen! i know someone with lips like sugar.
bonneville:
call me, lottie and I are heading to portland around 11am, you can stay with us, we will be getting a room at the Jupiter............. kara's down there also........lottie's doing a shoot with london.......call me

[Edited on Mar 26, 2005 10:14AM]
0
further proof that i am a fucking genius!

you know 211 steel reserve? the malt liquor?
that's the stuff.
it's not "211".
it's the alchemist symbol for "steel".
ha!

you want me on your trivial pursuit team.

nerds rule! biggrin
VIEW 9 of 9 COMMENTS
coco:
4:04 AM?!?!?!
zyryx:
there is nothing wrong with not going to his memorial, we all deal with these things in our own way. memorials and wakes are more for the living than the dead. you know how you feel and that's what matters
0
i got called into have a talk with the super today.
i was ready to give the 2 weeks if he gave me any flak today.
i got a rave review and they gave me a raise, retroactive to the first of the year.


i'm so conflicted.
dirtyray:
Congrats. Are you heading down to the Manette to see The Hatchet Wounds tonight?
coco:
wow. crazy.

i guess that means you can start saving up all that extra $$$ for moving, eh? biggrin
0
i didn't think i was really afraid of anything until today.
i'm not afraid of heights, but i am afraid of falling.
...but it's not the falling...it;s the hard or pointy stuff on the ground that scares me.
i almost fell off a pole today.
it was fucking scary.

...and then the rest of my day was really hard and sucky. i tried to call...
Read More
VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS
dirtyray:
I know what you mean Bubba. That place was all fucked up. This town sucks for the fact that there is no competition. If a pretty gal walks into a place over here and she is height weight proportionate, she's got it made. Most of these females are hanging all over drunken sailors that lack style or substance. Aw hell, there I go off in a rant again. Thank Wodin for some good Irish Whiskey and the lack of giving a shit. Good night sweetheart, well it's time to go, fuckin' Nancy. ARRR!!!
holliday:
I know that the Irish are sea faring people. I don't have a single tradtional music album without a ballad about the ocean. Why they didn't fish? I recall hearing something about the English not allowing them to. But I could be wrong about that...but for goodness sakes...we might be redheaded, but we're not stupid! wink