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wow. pictures of me looking like a jackass get lots of response.
interesting.

yeah. yeah. what's with the beard?
i work outside and it's cold out bitch!
and a hot girl said they're in this season.
and you can't grow one as good, 'cause you're all scraggly.
and it makes me look manly.
or gay.
and people don't recognize me.
it's like a disguise.
and i'll be able to shave it into even funnier shapes.
like a van dyke.
or a fu manchu.
and i've been lazy.

the best part is i got accused of looking "very terrorist-y" by a guard while i was trying to get on base today.

heheh.
here's me with a pillow case on my head



the mad arab abdul al hazred