xmt

so... it's been cold here, and i brought this girl home from the bar for friction. after she left there were still about half the clothes she came in.
the ol' t'shirt routine. ok. i get that. she wants to come again.

so she's over last night, and it was fun... but i'm not that interested so as she's leavin i say "make sure you've got all your things".
i double check and we're good.

today she calls..."oh. i just wanted to let you know i woke up this morning and for some reason i had one of your rings on my thumb. i just wanted to let you know, in case you were missing it".
i say fine, bring it by tonight.

so...i just got home.
i check on my rings. the two i wear regular are there, so that's odd. it occurs i'd better check by my box o' bling in the washroom where i keep my important stuff...
and it's my FUCKING WEDDING RING!!!

granted i'm not married anymore, but WTF!!!

i need that to make a tooth someday.
or a bullet...


but what really freaks me out is she could use that for some voodoo magick.

of course...my evil is strong and love potions have no effect on me.


so what do you guys think would be an appropriate response to such a transgression?