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Wednesday Aug 04, 2004

Aug 4, 2004
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alright, here's a good one...

my girl works at a bank and was setting up a new account for some woman. the kinda odd, muttering to someone/noone kind.
after 45 minutes of paperwork and bs, she gets up to wrap up the details and asks the woman to look over her info to make sure it is correct.
the woman sees the numbers 13:13 ( 24 hour time) on the receipt and freaks out, calls my girl the devils daughter, and immediately closes her account saying she would never do business in such an evil place, then makes a cowering exit as if the devil himself was going to kick her in her fat ass.

yeah. we've got some crazy muthafuckas in btown. surreal
VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS
papawheelie:
yo. can you get us from the horroport? i havent bought tickets yet but we're prolly arriving on the 31st or 1st
Aug 7, 2004
bombshellbetty:
Yeah, right. If you walked into a church, the nearest pews would catch fire. Then the wall hangings. And then you'd go up in a poof of smoke. I know it!
Aug 8, 2004

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